
--- Taglines Seen Around the Nets

If a fish falls out of the sky, is it an act of cod?

I thought about being born again, but my mother refused.

I'm not young enough to know it ALL, like some people.

For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision.

Next on Geraldo of Borg: brothers who assimilate sisters.

I am Bjorn of Borg.  Wimbledon is irrelevant.

I am Koresh of Borg.  Prepare to be immolated.

I am Shakespeare of Borg.  Prepare to be, or not to be.

I am McMahon of Borg.  You may already be assimilated.

That guy Ibid, he thinks he knows everything.

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.

Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged.

668 - Neighbor of the Beast.

333 - Eric the half a beast.

If his mind was a book the pages would be stapled shut.

Fanaticism: redoubling your effort when your aim is forgotten.

Honk if you haven't slept with Commander Riker.

EXXON: greasing the coastline for smoother boating!

Booze and math don't mix.  Don't drink and derive.

...only the toner has been changed, to protect the printer.

I like work.  I can sit and look at it for hours.

You can't fight City Hall.  But you can burn it down.

AT&T Subspace: The next best thing to beaming there.

Jesus saves, and only takes half damage.

I bought some powdered water.  What do I add?

No sense being pessimistic, it wouldn't work anyway.

Firmware: hardware that's starting to melt.

To fix a fried modem: sautee some onion in olive oil...

Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

What do you mean my birth certificate expired?

A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste.

Incorrigible punster - do not incorrige.

640K = 4480K in dog bytes.

The truth is, Columbus discovered Ohio.

I'm standing -  and I can't fall down!

100% of people who breathe die.

America's favorite whine: "It's not my fault!"

I'll bet I don't have a gambling problem.

Politicians always lie when their lips move.

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice - in the leather box.

Modem addicts - call 1-900-BBS-USER (voice) for help.

Power users - call 1-900-PENTIUM for a real thrill.

Remember when explorers where politically correct?

I don't care if I AM a lemming, I'm still not going!

