Red Wolf #1 @7515 Tue Nov 08 11:32:50 1994 Haha.. yet another funky story. Bad grammar? Maybe.. One day, a little boy named Jimmy was walking along the side of a deserted desert road. The road was very hot, hot enough to fry a raw egg in 2 seconds! Jimmy broke out and ran out onto the road... A red car.. with a wolf in the driver's seat came speeding up to Jimmy! Just then.. Jimmy melted into a pile of Jimmy sauce, and the car drove right over him! Jimmy was safe for now... A strange man with leather boots walked past, but didn't see Jimmy. Jimmy was frantic! He needed to get help, and fast! Just then a large flying saucer with "Gordo" on the side of it lowered down from the sky... Out popped a band of gypsy chickens with spatulas. They scraped Jimmy up off the road, bottled him, and Put a label on the bottle that said "Jimmy Sauce 100% Jimmy".(Keep in mind, chickens have heat-resistant feet ) The leader of the chickens, Stan, grabbed the bottle and started running down the road. Inside the bottle, Jimmy 1was getting shaken up a bit. He tried to get out, but since he is nothing more than a pile of Jimmy Sauce, he couldn't. Meanwhile, outside the bottle, Stan came apon a grocery store, "Harris Teeter". He walked inside and sold the bottle of Jimmy sauce to a small man that had purple hair. The man thanked Stan, And Stan, having his work done, Beamed up to the mother ship. Bill, (we will call the man Bill since we do not know his name)found a way to clone Jimmys and mass produce Jimmy Sauce. He became a millionare selling his fine products to grocery chains across America. That is how the fine product, Jimmy Sauce, came to be. Who knows.. Maybe that bottle of Jimmy Sauce you're pouring on your Kumkwats right now was made from the little boy named Jimmy on the deserted road... By:-6Red 7Wolf0- 11/08/94