HUM:A Pastor needed some help...

   A Pastor needed some help, a caretaker and housekeeper. He put a
notice in the churches weekly bulletin.

   Several days went by and no one stepped forward. He was getting
desperate. The church and parsonage were a mess. Then there was a knock
at the door...

   Before the couple could say 'hello', the pastor ushered them in.

   "To be perfectly honest, I'll outline everything from the
beginning," the Pastor said.

   "That's just fine with us, " his callers said.

   "You'll have to do repair work, sweep, make beds, fix meals, run
errands, bake, wash clothes and windows, paint, mow grass, balance a
checkbook, scrub floors and babysit until your dead tired with very
little time left for yourselves," the Pastor said.

   The couple turned pale. Neither said a word.

   "Well, I know it's a dought decision," the Pastor said. "Do you
think you can handle it?"

   The young man and woman looked at each other. They were thinking.

   "Look, if there's that much work involved, we don't think we're
really interested after all," the young man said.

   "Then you don't want the job?" the Pastor said, crestfallen.

   "Who said anything about a job?" the young man said, "We came to see
about getting married."
