HUM:A day off!?

   So, you want the day off! Let's take a moment to look at what you
are asking for:

   There are 365 days available for work. There are 52 weeks per year
of which you already have 2 days off each weekend leaving 261 days left
available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work
that accounts for 170 days, and there are 91 days left available for
work. You spend 30 minutes each day on breaks that accounts for 23 days
each year, leaving 68 days available for work. You spend 1 hour a day
at lunch, that accounts for another 46 days per year leaving 22 days
available for work. You spend 2 days per year on sick leave leaving 20
days available for work. You take 9 holidays per year, leaving 11 days
available for work. You take ten days vacation each year leaving 1 day
left available for work and......

   NO WAY are you going to take that day off!

