PER:Here is a sample of a rodent's daily life.
 
9:30  -wake up
9:40  -get out of bed
10:00 -finish eating 'sugar corn pops'
10:05 -after booting ae, auto-dial tavern.
10:15 -after getting mad at not being in the tavern, boot cat connection.
10:17 -set tavern auto-dial
10:18 -go outside and play, or watch television.
11:20 -come back, find that the tavern was reached, but hung up because
       the rodent took so long.
11:25 -call 'the strip', post hate messages about gunslinger, eterna
       the fiend, and maybe the sectorswipers or the 64 squad.
11:45 -call a friend and see if they have any "new warez"; then a disk-fer
       trade will be attempted, not successful: both were in 'ORG'.
12:12 -call flipperz and log-on with new password, try to act like a devil
       worshipper, post hate messages to another one of their own aliases.
12:50 -turn radio on to 'kiis' and wait for ratt to come on, then change
       to kmet, and wait more, finally, ratt is found on the mighty six
       ninety.
1:25  -call a board (this time it is random), and post how cool ratt and
       motley crue are, maybe post some hate messages too.
2:00  -call the tavern again, this time get on, and wonder why their p/w
       doesnt work, get mad.
2:30  -call another board, post gunslinger hate messages.
3:00  -boot copy of apple cat utiliies, search phone book for names, and
       randomly call people with the voice synthesizer.
4:00  -start to read 'applesoft basic made easy', and type 
       programs, show friends, and act like they made them up themselves.
5:00  -eat dinner while auto-dialing tavern, but mother wont let him up
       from table to log-on.
5:45 - talk about cool ratt and motley crue songs, and
       how 'cule' (rodent spelling) they are, maybe rag on a non-rodent.
6:00  -watch tv, maybe bj lobo or other related programming.
7:00  -possible cat-send; rodent may attempt again to recieve a program
       but the two catsends are in-compatible.
7:15  -now it is metro-code time!  rodent attempts to use the metro-code
       that he has saved in his copy buffer for 2 months; he figures
       that no-one uses them anymore so they should work ok..gets 'code is
       invalid type message'
8:00  -takes an hour to get another code, calls it and gets a voice and 
       BEGS the other guy not to say anything; after 30 minutes of this,
       still fears for his life.
9:00  -still afraid, rodent watches tv for 3 hours, with phone off hook.
12:00 -bedtime...rodent hopes that no-one breaks his window and steals his
       computer.

 then the whole cycle starts over again...that is a day in the life of a
RODENT...is it you?
