GAY:A.I.D.S!!!!!  by Bill Bennett

   That awful dreaded desease that plagues renders the Homosexual and
drug users powerless, strikes again! How terrible! It seems that the
news media has launched an agressive campaine to fight this new plague,
tooth and nail, till the conservatives quit saying, "NO!" and say
"YES!!!" to homosexuality and dirty needle users.

   First it was the Mayor of the nations largest city ready to supply
every drug user with fresh clean needles to shoot up, then it's the men
(gasp!) men of the cloth giving away condoms.

   When I first saw the aritcle in the Monday morning edition of the
Milwaukee Sentinel, I nearly dropped my 40 lbs. KJV Bible I recieved
from Jerry Falwell.....and then I had a heavenly vision....yes it was
beginning to make sense finally. Homosexuality is really O.K., and well
Abortion is the right of every woman, why it's those Bible-thumpin'
fundamentalists that are causing all the trouble! All the confusion was
really in my head, why I'm not "LOVING" the vision said. "Your just
living in the dark ages, shackled by Victorian 'abstinance'", it said...

   Dazed and confused, I reached for that old and faithful standard
that has stood by and witnessed agnostics, nations and hypocritics fall
for centuries. Like a brilliant light that shines in the darkness,
dividing truth from error and righteousness from depravity it speaks
forcefully and clearly, bringing every thought into judgement. The
BIBLE.

   And the Lord said, "If you abide in My word, then you are truly
disciples of mine; and you shall know the truth and the truth shall
make you free."

   'Whew' I thought, it was getting confusing hearing all this stuff -
I know what the homosexuals do is wrong....I wonder if these "ministers
of the gospel (small 'g' indended) agree with the Bible?

   hmmmm....."Or do you not know that the unrighteous SHALL NOT inherit
the kingdom of God? Do not be decieved; neither fornicators, nor
idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor
thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers,
shall inherit the kingdom of God." (1 Corinthians 6:9-10) .....now that
sounds pretty clear to me, I thought.

   "and although they knew the ordinace of God, that those who practice
such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also
GIVE HEARTY APPROVAL to those who practice them." (Romans 1:32)
....well it's beginning to get clearer...."But for the cowardly and
unbelieving, and abominable and murders and IMMORAL persons and sorcers
and idolaters and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns
with fire and brimstone, which is the second death." (Revelation 21:8)

   Now that's the BEST news I've heard all week! I don't want to spend
eternity in heaven with a bunch of liberals who either got A.I.D.s or
want to help promote any kind of other immorality. AMEN! Thank God for
His intolerance of SIN!

   There was one other little thing that caught my attention..... Now I
know, it's that picture in the Sentinel! Praise the Lord! Those
newspaper photographers and editors are finally going to CHURCH !!

   OOOPPS! it's not a Bible believing one, its a Unitarian Universalist
( other wise known as a 'Secular Humanist Church' ). And guess what!?!
One of their fellow ministers "contracted" A.I.D.S.

   Now if I could just get those journalists to attend MY church.....

   Bill Bennett
