Date: Fri, 9 Sep 1994 07:08:49 GMT

This is very *short* and very *funny*; so ignore it at your own risk!


I need your help out there for finishing this one, but here is a start:

Episode:  The King

Initial Scene:  M's office at the FBI building.

M is reading the National Enquirer.  He puts it down on his desk and starts
to ponder over the article.  Just then S walks in and gives a totally 
dismissive look to M as she picks up the Enquirer.  S chuckles to herself
as she reads out loud the headline of one of the articles:  Man lives on
Twinkies and water for 10 years.  

S gives M a stare and says, "Look M, I know  that you believe some really
weird stuff, but the National Enquirer?  That is going a little too far --
even for you, isn't it!"  Then S turns the to the next page and this
just blows here away as she finds M has underlined half of the story
in red and made marginally notes on it. 

 "Oh Good Lord M, She says "I can't belive that you wasted your time even 
looking at this article -- much less taken notes on it and gone through 
it word by word.  Everybody knows that Elvis Priesley is dead!  It is just 
a few cooks that keep saying that they saw him for publicity.  I find
it amazing that you can even waste your time reading this -- especially
on government time."

M then looks at S for a minute as she gets more and more irritated and 
annoyed.  Finally M pulls out a thick file from one of his desk drawers
and hands it too here.  This folder is marked:  X-File case No. 983857.  

S exclaims with totally amazement as she takes the files and is too 
stunned to even open it.  She stutters, "You can't mean it!  You just can't."

Finally with a confident smile and relaxed look straight in her eye, M
says calmly, "He's out there, Scully. Elvis is out there!"


-- 

David Pollen
pollen@netcom.com

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  "When regard for Truth has been broken down or even slightly
weakened, all things will remain doubtful."

    Saint Augustine
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