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                    Fred San-Khez, the Man from Brockton 
                                Vol. 1 & 2  
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                        Amusing Chats by Snarfblat 
 
                    [ * - designates Mister Snarastaman ] 
 
Vol. 1: Phoo. 
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*hey 
 
HIYA 
 
*fred San-Khez right? from brockton? I thought i recognized you! so e 
 
hold on there...I'm not him...that's what I wanted to tell you 
 
*haha thats funny fred.you must be fred! only fred wopuld do that.so hows 
*brenda? 
 
I am serious...I checked your registry and I wanted to ask you a question that 
is the only reason that I chatted you 
 
*hmmm maybe you arent fred, but you sure act like him,what did you wanna ask? 
 
Well, my brain isn't always connected properly 
 
Vol. 2: Bhaz 
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*You are Fred San-Khez from brockton right? 
 
no 
 
*Fred San-Khez from brockton! you must be 
 
no i am not he  sorry 
 
*That's funny fred! haha only you would do something like that 
 
like what? 
 
*like say you werent you when I KNOW you are 
 
ok so u got me?  maybe 
 
*hahahah! i thought so. remember that book,Drak Agnau? "The monkey has no 
*eyebrows"? haha 
 
that was a interesting book.. 
 
*yeah,when they did that satanic ritual. anyway, i was wondering if you          
*remebered that bet we made...you said you would sacrifice a goat if I could     
*stand upside down on a highway for 15 minutes. well, i did                      
*it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so go look  
*for a goat! hahahahahahah have fun! 
 
i have no proof that you did it..  i could always say i alreadt sacrificed the  
goat.. 
 
*well, I have a tire mark on my left arm.and you can look it up at my  
*hospital's records if you don't believe me 
 
i believe u you sick sonof a bitch 
 
*good. If you can't find a goat, I'll get one for you. My uncle knows trhese     
*guys that breed sheep. I'll mail you one. You havent moved since you gave me    
*your adress have you? 
 
no i havent 
 
*ok, thats good. well, call me when you are gonna do it. you still have my       
*number? 
 
somewhere i do 
 
*ok thats good. 
*do u know santropez? 
 
a little bit 
 
*what is your impression of him? 
 
i havent really talked him alot, why? 
 
*well  he might think im someone else..   not sure why, but  if he starts        
*harrasing me,  could u terll him im not... ok fred!? 
 
bye.. ohh listen i wanna play dumb on here so dont blow my cover ok  
 
*ok seeya around 
 
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