Subject: usenet


		      USENET
	      (To the tune of "Rawhide")
	Joshua Bell <jsbel@acs.ucalgary.ca>

Trollin', trollin', trollin'
While newbies' heads are swollen
Keep them *ibos trollin', all day!

AOLers, twinks and GEnies
They're all just dumb as newbies
I'm wishin' September'd go away

Post a troll! (Catch some flack!)
Followup! (Don't do that!)
Change your headers? Not t'day!
Roast a newbie! (That's not nice)
Request a FAQ! (Do it twice!)
It's not a BBS, no way!


Keep postin', postin', postin'
Though FAQs are disapprovin'
Moderation is inhuman: disobey!

Advertise! The net's a cash cow
And we're MAKIN' MONEY FAST now
And what exactly was Kirk's middle name?

Forge a post (Use Anon?)
Flame a sig (Bandwidth's down)
Start a flamewar and make lurkers go away.
Rmgroup news.answers
And newgroup alt.trancers (?)
But ask Joel Furr to moderate!

Roast a newbie! (That's not nice)
Request a FAQ! (Do it twice!)
It's not a BBS...

It's UseNet!




