...      Brain Damage Quiz

Following is a quiz. Please answer all questions honestly, and to the best
of your ability, or your answers may not be honest, or to the best of your
ability. 

1.      t/f     People tell me one thing one day and out the other.
2.      t/f     I can't unclasp my hands.
3.      t/f     I can wear my shirts as pants.
4.      t/f     I feel as much like I did yesterday as I do today.
5.      t/f     At parties, I like to sit by myself and collect a great deal
..of saliva.
6.      t/f     I often mistake my hands for food.
7.      t/f     I'd rather eat soap than little stones.
8.      t/f     I never liked room temperature.
9.      t/f     I line my pockets with hot cheese.
10.     t/f     My throat is closer than it seems.
11.     t/f     I am annoyed by the taste of my teeth.
12.     t/f     Sometimes I feel compelled to count the freckles on my arms
..over and over until I lose control of my bladder.
13.     t/f     Most things are better eaten than forgotten.
14.     t/f     Likes and dislikes are among my favorites.
15.     t/f     My patio is covered with killer frost.
16.     t/f     I've lost all sensation in my shirt.
17.     t/f     I try to swallow at least three times a day.
18.     t/f     My best friend is a social worker.
19.     t/f     I've always known when to close my eyes.
20.     t/f     My squirrels don't know where I am tonight.
21.     t/f     Little can be said for Luxembourg.
22.     t/f     No napkin is sanitary enough for me.
23.     t/f     I walk this way because I have to.
24.     t/f     Walls impede my progress.
25.     t/f     I can't find my marmots.
26.     t/f     I like mechanics magazines, but I would rather fondle a
..marine.
27.     t/f     My uncle is as stupid as paste.
28.     t/f     I can pet animals by the mouthful.
29.     t/f     My toes are numbered.
30.     t/f     Man's reach should exceed his overbite.
31.     t/f     People tell me I'm deaf.
32.     t/f     My beaver won't go near the water.
33.     t/f     I can find my ears, but I have to look for them.
34.     t/f     I don't like any of my loved ones.
35.     t/f     Sometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something
..before.
36.     t/f     Sometimes I have the strange feeling that I've done something
..before.
37.     t/f     A good friend should stick to the ceiling when the going
..gets rough.
