Subject: Why trucks are better than women (Summary)
Date: 11 Jun 1993 19:54:52 GMT

REASONS WHY TRUCKS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

When you get tired of your truck you can trade
it for a better one and still keep most of
your posessions.

Trucks follow orders and operate for extended
periods of time with minimal affection
and attention.

Trucks don't mind if you drive another truck for a while.

Trucks don't mind if you have another truck just
for "running around town."

If you're driving your truck too hard and something breaks, you can
just get a new truck.

Trucks have a built-in radio with volume control.

Once you turn off a truck, it stays quiet until you turn it on again.

You can invite your friends over to drive your new truck.

You can use your new truck to pick up women.

Trucks never ask you what you're thinking.

Trucks never get jealous if you drive another truck.

Trucks give a much better return on your investment.

You can go anywhere with your truck, and yet feel free.

A truck will bring you where YOU want to go.

Trucks don't mind if you test drive them before you buy.

You can beat the shit out of
your truck and not go to jail.

If you put your foot down it won't bitch about it for three days before 
agreeing to do it.

You only need to put gas and oil in a truck to make it work.

You can lend your truck to a friend and not only will you be willing to
drive it again but it often comes back washed and with a case of beer
in the back.

You can put your load in a truck and it won't follow you around for the
next week.

A truck doesn't care how many other trucks you've been in.

To get a truck hot just turn the ignition.

You don't need to wear a glove to drive some one else's truck.

If you put gas in a truck, just smooth running.  Try putting gas
in a woman's intake valve and see how she reacts.

