Top Ten Reasons Sheep are better Than Women:

10. You don't have to be in a fraternity.
9.  They're always on all fours
8.  You don't have to buy them dinner
7.  They can't complain
6.  Men can run faster
5.  Guaranteed to make animal noises
4.  Easy entry
3.  No foreplay required
2.  Wham Bam Thank you Lamb
1.  They're always tight
