Diets Are Better Than Sex Because
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 1) You don't have to take off your clothes.
 2) A girl can go from diet to diet without feeling guilty.
 3) Celery is *always* hard.
 4) You can do it anytime, anywhere.
 5) On a diet, you carefully consider everything you put into your mouth.
 6) It's *good* if a diet is over quickly.
 7) Dieting doesn't make you pregnant.
 8) You can doze off in the middle if you want to.
 9) It's okay if your dog watches.
10) You can do it with your best friend's husband.
11) You don't have to worry if it was good for the cottage cheese too.
