      * Top ten reasons women date jerks instead of nice guys *
 
 10)  More fun to complain about them to your friends.
 
  9)  Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting.
 
  8)  When you do date nice guys, they turn into jerks anyway, so why
      not save time and go for the jerk in the first place?
 
  7)  All the other women want them, so they must be worth having.
 
  6)  You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more
      in control.
 
  5)  Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't normally
      give it.
 
  4)  Guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of
      lovemaking skills most of the time.
 
  3)  No need to feel guilty for abusing or deceiving them.
 
  2)  Jerks will actually tell you when they don't like what you're
      doing instead of getting mad at you about it six months later.
 
  1)  Looking for someone you can't trust and won't care about too much who
      will abuse you mentally and financially, but don't know any lawyers.
 
 
 
      * Top ten reasons men date bimbos instead of nice gals *
 
 10)  Much easier to prove that you're superior.
 
  9)  Less likely to interrupt you with thoughts or opinions of their own.
 
  8)  Will let you post intimate pictures of them to alt.sex.pictures.
 
  7)  More impressed by the thickness of your wallet--even though it's
      stuffed with condoms instead of money.
 
  6)  Won't want you to cancel your plans to watch nude Jell-O wrestling
      to go see "Phantom of the Opera".
 
  5)  Won't object to demeaning comments you make about them in front of
      'the guys'.
 
  4)  Actually believe you when you say, "I love you for your mind and
      personality--now shut up and finish putting on that French maid 
      outfit."
 
  3)  Ability to comprehend spatial relationships so poor that they
      really do believe that it's eight inches.
 
  2)  Don't understand computers well enough to access Internet and read
      what you're been saying about the sociobiological reasons why they
      don't like sex as much as you do.
 
  1)  Will put up with you.
