Memorandum
RE: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work
possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T).
We plan to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company in the
country.

If you feel you are not receiving your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your supervisor. You will be placed on the top of the 
S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

All of our supervisors and managers are particularly well qualified to
see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle at your own pace.

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be 
interested in helping us to train others. We can add your name to our
Basic Understanding Lecture List, Special High Intensity
Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).

If you have any further questions, please address them to our Head Of
Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.)
program.

Thank you,

Boss In General
Special High Intensity Training}
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

P.S.: With the personality and poise many of you display, several of you
could easily become Director of Intensity Programming, Special High 
Intensity Training (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
