Subject: Fun With Animals

FUN WITH ANIMALS!!!

Here are a few games that you can play with animals.  Some are quite simple to
play and need only common household objects and easily found living creatures.
Others are more complicated and are suggested for those of adventurous spirit.
The games are for one player, except where indicated.  Enjoy!!

1) The player is given a staple gun and is placed inside a large aquarium with
   a school of piranhas.  The object is to kill the piranhas before being eaten
   alive.

2) (for 2 or more players) Each player gets a hammer, an unlimited supply of
   nails, and a cow.  Without hammering any nails into its head, the first to
   kill her/his cow wins.

3) The player must wear bowling shoes and is given a large sledgehammer.  She
   or he is then placed on a thinly frozen lake with a chihuahua.  The player
   must kill the dog before smashing through the ice, falling in, and dying of
   hypothermia.

4) (for 2 or more players) Each player is given a lawn mower and is placed
   inside a gymnasium with a squirrel.  The first to...well, you get the idea.

5) The player gets a .38 and a blue whale.  The object is to kill the whale 
   before it dies of infection.

6) The player is given a Ford Pinto and is placed inside a large gymnasium with
   a hippopotamus.  The object is to kill the beast before the automobile 
   ceases to function or simply explodes.

7) (for 2 or more players) This game must be played at a duck pond.  Each
   player is given a pair of pliers and a large canvas sack.  The player to
   collect the most ducks by using the pliers to lift the ducks by their bills
   and place them into the sack wins.

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Conceived and written by Sam Zimmerman, Scott Reed, Neil Cronin, and
   Edis "The Big Guy" Tamuzs
