Residency Form for New Hampshire

Application for Permission to Live in New Hampshire

NAME: 

ETHNIC INFORMATION: (voluntary) White ( )

TYPE OF CARS OWNED: Pickup Truck ( )
You don't own any Foreign cars, do you?  NO ( )

CAR EQUIPMENT:
Gun Rack ( )  Stash ( )  CB ( )  Beer Holder( )  Playboy air freshener ( )

BUMPER STICKERS:
Ex-wife in trunk ( )
If Guns are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Guns ( ) 
Bush/Quayle ( )
Shit Happens ( )
If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk ( )

SEXUAL ORIENTATION:   Heterosexual ( )                

FAVORITE CAUSE: NRA ( )  Prolife ( )
Total given to these causes in the last 12 months: 

FAVORITE DRUGS: Grass ( )     

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING SHOULD BE BANNED: (check all that apply)
Democrats ( )  Welfare ( )  N.O.W. ( )    

FAVORITE BEER:  Miller ( )  Michelob ( )  Bud ( ) 

FAVORITE POLITICIAN:  Don't Care ( )

CLUB MEMBERSHIPS: NRA ( )
How Automatic Weapons do you own:  5 ( )  10 ( )  More than that ( )

FAVORITE TV SHOW:   Benny Hill ( )

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Residency Form for Massachusetts

Application for Permission to Live in Massachusetts

NAME: 

ETHNIC INFORMATION: (voluntary)
Eskimo ( )  American Indian ( )  Hispanic ( )  Asian ( )  African-American ( )\Blank  American-African ( )\Blank    Black-American ( )
Other Group With A Long History Of Oppression By White Males ( )
(specify, so we can help you form a political action group)

TYPE OF CARS OWNED: (pick two)
SAAB ( )  Volvo ( )  BMW ( )  Mercedes ( )  Honda ( )
You don't own any American cars, do you:  NO ( )

CAR EQUIPMENT:
Blaupunkt ( )  Passport ( )  Escort ( )  Vuarnet Sunglasses ( )  Stash ( )
CD ( )  Cellular Phone ( )  Ski Rack ( )  Bicycle Rack ( )  Wine Rack ( )

BUMPER STICKERS:
You can't hug a child with nuclear arms ( )
Greenpeace ( ) 
Dukakis/Bentsen ( )
Save the Whales ( )
Farms not Arms ( )

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Gay ( )  Lesbian ( )  Other ( )
(note: failure to give the proper answer to the above means you can't 
live in certain towns on the Cape, or get elected to Congress)

FAVORITE CAUSE: Whales ( )  Baby Seals ( )  Snail Darter ( )
Total given to these causes in the last 12 months: 

FAVORITE DRUGS: Crack ( )  Coke ( )  Grass ( )  Kitty's Diet Plan ( )

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING SHOULD BE BANNED: (check all that apply)
The Bomb ( )  Handguns ( )  All guns ( )  Nuclear Power ( )
Cigarettes ( )  The NRA ( )  Republicans ( )

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING SHOULD BE LEGALIZED: (check all that apply)
Crack ( )  Coke ( )  Grass ( )  Needles ( )  Flag Burning ( )

FAVORITE BEER: Samuel Adams ( )  Beck's ( )  Corona(w/lime) ( ) 
Latest trendy brand ( )

FAVORITE POLITICIAN:
Ted Kennedy ( )  John Kennedy ( )
Bobby Kennedy ( )  Joe Kennedy ( )

CLUB MEMBERSHIPS:
ACLU ( )  Greenpeace ( )  SDS ( )  N.O.W. ( )  A.F.S.C.M.E ( )  
Billy Bulger Breakfast Club ( )  Provincetown Boys Club ( )  
Bull-dykes Kennel Club ( )    

Even though we can't ever get any more power from Hydro-Quebec, don't you 
think that Seabrook should remain closed forever:   YES ( )

Don't you think that the people in the Midwest should stop dropping acid 
rain on our vacation homes in Vermont, even if it means that they all lose 
their jobs:   YES ( )

How many watts (per channel, RMS) is your principal home stereo:
100W ( )  200W ( )  More than that ( )

How many air conditioners do you have to help you through our long New 
England summers:
2 ( )   3 ( )   4 ( )   Central Air ( )
(note: Fewer than two A/C units may qualify you for state subsidies if you are 
a non-white unemployed Democrat)

FAVORITE TV SHOW:  Thirtysomething ( ) 
