Subject: Texas is a joke
Date: 11 Dec 93 20:16:53 -0500

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There was this redneck drivin his pickup truck from Granger to Dallas.
Around Waco, he picked up two women hitch hiking.  One of them was bout
7 months pregnant.  They said they were going to Dallas.  He looked at them
and said "how's it gonna look - me pulling into Dallas with two pregnant
women."  The other woman says "I'm not pregnant."  To which our hero replied
"You ain't in Dallas yet either."

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