New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991 - You Must Comply

old                             new

conservative                    reactionary 
The Establishment               White Power Elite 
hearing person                  temporarily aurally abled 
sighted person                  temporarily visually abled 
blind                           visually challenged 
mute                            vocally challenged 
deaf                            aurally challenged 
dead                            metabolically different 
alive                           temporarily metabolically abled 
ugly                            aesthetically challenged 
fat                             gravitationally challenged 
heavy-set                       people of mass 
rude                            politically correct (tm) 
psychopath                      socially misaligned 
crooked                         ethically challenged
klutzy                          kinesthetically challenged
bald                            follicularly challenged 
short                           differently statured
non-white, non-male             oppressed 
white                           melanin impoverished / genetically oppressive
white male                      oppressor 
black                           african-american 
asian                           asian-american 
afro-american                   african-american 
minority group                  numerically challenged group 
black                           person of color
Chicano                         person of color
weird green freak               person of color
female                          person of gender
drooling drunk idiot            person on floor
minority group                  under-represented population
group of blacks                 under-represented population of persons of 
....color
group of whites                 L.A.P.D.
woman                           womyn
women                           wymin
girl                            pre-womyn
man                             oppressor
boy                             oppressor-to-be
pregnancy                       parasitic oppression 
janitor                         sanitation engineer 
disabled car                    mechanically challenged car 
dish washer                     utensil sanitizer 
dairy                           where cows are raped 
ranch                           where cattle are murdered 
egg ranch                       where hens are raped 
biology department              where animals are tortured and then
....murdered to fulfill the sadistic fantasies
....of white male scientist lackeys of the
....imperialist drug companies 
fishing                         raping the oceans 
farming                         exploiting mother earth 
nhl hockey                      uniformed fascists vying for superiority 
paper bag                       processed tree carcass 

Many of the labels from the 80's are now passe.  Here is a partial
list of the denotations that are now acceptable (all labels are subject
to change without notice).

old                80's                    90's

deaf               hearing impaired        aurally challenged 
blind              sight impaired          visually challenged 
retarded           mentally handicapped    mentally challenged 
queer              gay/homosexual          queer (strange but true)
fat                big boned               alternative body image
