Picture this.............

Lady sitting on the couch, crying, "Boohoo...you never take me out anymore."
Man picks her up and throws her out the front door.  :)

Husband and wife at home in evening. Husband reading the paper and says to 
wife. :Did you fart, or is dinner ready?"

Lawyer and Client in court......Lawyer says, "Your honor, my client pleads,
'Fuck him if he can't take a joke.'"

Two men in a bar...one says to the other....."The difference between a dog
and working like a dog is a dog only sniffs assholes; I have to kiss them."

Little sister answers the door and announces your date is here......she yells
out, "Shelly, Mr. Four and a Half Inches is here!"

A man a woman in bed.......The lady says to the man,............:You don't
have to worry about my husband....he's at your place screwing your wife."
