....   Minnesota Slogans

.    1.  I came, I thawed, I transferred....
.    2.  Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy.
.    3.  If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
.    4.  Minnesota - where visitors turn blue with envy.
.    5.  Save a Minnesotan - eat a mosquito.
.    6.  One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
.    7.  Minnesota - home of the blonde hair and blue ears.
.    8.  Minnesota - mosquito supplier to the free world.
.    9.  Minnesota - come fall in love with a loon.
.   10.  Land of many cultures - mostly throat.
.   11.  Where the elite meet sleet.
.   12.  Minnesota: CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS
.   13.  Land of 2 seasons: Winter is coming, Winter is here.
.   14.  Minnesota - glove it or leave it.
.   15.  Minnesota - have you jump started your kid today?
.   16.  There are only 3 things you can grow in Minnesota: 
..Colder, Older, & Fatter.
.   17.  Many are cold, but few are frozen.
.   18.  Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa!
.   19.  WARNING: You are entering Minnesota,
..Please use an alternate route!
.   20.  Minnesota: theater of sneezes.
.   21.  Jack Frost must like Minnesota -
..he spends half his life there.
.   22.  Land of 10,000 Petersons.
.   23.  Land of the ski and home of the crazed.
.   24.  Minnesota - home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp
..(Where the damn river starts!)
.   25.  10,000 lakes and no sharks!
.   26.  In Minnesota ducks don't fly, people do!
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