                         University Of Detroit Extension
                                   At Rome, NY
                      NEW ADULT EDUCATION CLASSES FOR 1992
                                 WINTER SCHEDULE

SELF IMPROVEMENT

SE100     Creative Suffering
SE101     Overcoming Peace of Mind
SE102     You and Your Birthmark
SE103     Guilt Without Sex
SE104     The Primal Shrug
SE105     Ego Gratification Through Violence
SE106     Molding Your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
SE107     Dealing With Post-Fertilization Depression
SE108     Whine Your Way To Alienation
SE109     How To Overcome Self Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation


BUSINESS AND CAREER

BU101     "How I made $100 in Real Estate"
BU102     Money Can Make You Rich 
BU103     Packaging and Selling Your Child
BU104     Career Opportunities in El Salvador
BU105     The Underachiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
BU106     How to Profit from Your Own Body
BU107     Tax Shelters for the Indigent
BU108     Looter's Guide to American Cities
BU109     Mortgage Reduction Through Arson


CRAFTS

CR101     Self-Actualization Trough Macrame'
CR102     Needlecraft for Junkies
CR103     Cuticle Crafts for Money
CR104     Gifts for the Senile
CR105     Bonsai Your Pet


HOME ECONOMICS

HE400     How to Convert Your Vacuum Cleaner into an Automatic Rifle
HE401     How to Convert Your Family Room into a Garage
HE402     Burglarproof Your Home With Cement
HE403     Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
HE404     Sinus Drainage at Home
HE405     How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
HE406     Christianity and the Art of R.V. Maintenance
HE407     Needlepointing with Cat Hair


HEALTH

HL202    Creative Tooth Decay
HL203    Exorcism and Acne
HL204    The Joys of Hypochondria
HL205    Suicide, Your Health, and Clean Underwear
HL206    Skate Yourself to Regularity
HL207    Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
HL208    Self-Embalming Made Easy and nexpensive


All classes are $250.00
Class dates and times TBA.
Make checks payable to CASH.



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BRO'HERN (Electronics Engineer)
