Subject: leprechauns 
Date: Wed, 1 Sep 1993 18:10:15 GMT

An American, on vacation in Ireland, is hiking in the 
countryside.  He enters a beautiful forest and after 
a mile or so comes to a clearing. To his surprise, a 
small bearded man, dressed in green, with a pointed 
hat, is in the clearing, and the American blurts out,"Wow! 
You must be a leprechaun."  The man replies, "That's
right, I am."  The American notices a huge bulge in the 
little man's pants, and says with envy, "Are all leprechauns so 
well endowed?" The little man smiles and says, "Well, 
yes, we are" to which the American says, "I wish I
could have one like that." The little man says, "Well,
as a leprechaun, I can grant wishes." The reply is immediate:
"Oh yeah, I want one." 

The man says, "There is just one catch: you'll have to take
mine up your ass." The American is repulsed and says, "Absolutely 
not, I can't sell myself out like that, and anyway, that's 
disgusting." But then the American remembers how his girlfriend 
always complained, and how embarassing it is. Pulling down his
pants and getting on his knees he says, "Oh, O.K., go ahead."
As the little man pumps aways,the American begin to feels 
incredibly guilty, and it hurts too. He looks over his shoulder 
and says, "I can't believe I'm letting you do this."
The little man smiles and says, 
  "I can't believe you believe in leprechauns." 

