Subject: Australian holiday
Date: Thu, 17 Jun 93 01:05:00 -0005

A prim and proper British couple saved their money all year to go on
holiday to the outback of Australia.  It was to be a real "rugged"
adventure for them.  After a long flight and even longer bus ride to the
wilderness, they arrived at their destination, a small shack in a
clearing with several Land Rovers parked about.  Tired, but anxious to
get started, they entered to speak with the tour director.

"G'day mates", said the friendly man behind the counter.  "Here's some
keys for a Rover and a map.  Just follow the trail along and you'll
circle back 'round after a few hours."  The couple took the keys,
jumped in one of the trucks and proceeded along the trail.

About a mile down the trail, they suddenly happened upon an aborigine
who was right in the middle of the road, screwing a kangaroo and hopping
about wildly.  The woman turned to her husband in shock: "Barbarians!",
she said.  "Drive around...that's disgusting!!"

The man detoured and resumed the ride with horror at what they'd just
witnessed.  No sooner had they stopped talking about the incident when
they happened upon another aborigine, one legged, screwing a knothole in
a tree by the road.  "Savages!!" the woman cried in horror.  "Turn this
truck around!  I can't take any more!!"  Her husband complied and they
returned to the shack.

Upset, they entered, and finding the director again behind the desk, the
man exploded:  "We've saved all year to come on this trip!  We wanted to
enjoy the beauty of the wilderness, and what do we see?  First, there's
a pervert screwing a kangaroo in road, then a one legged man screwing a
tree!!!  I can't tell you how disappointed we were!!"

"Awww, c'mon now mate" said the director..."You can't expect a one
legged bloke to manage a roo!"

