Subject: Erections and Multiple Injuries
Date: 15 Apr 1994 10:54:01 GMT

I was delighted when my Medical Missus (tm) announced she was going to
start working in the Accident & Emergency Dept at our local hospital -
this ought to be a source of plenty of AT material, I thought.

However, she's been sadly lacking in useful material on the whole.  No
Coke bottles stuck where they shouldn't, no unusual demises to report.
Anyway, last night she brought home one just about worthy of global
coverage (maybe):

The paramedics brought in this guy who had wrapped his car round a tree
through drunk driving.  He was in a bad way, though conscious.  While
scraping him off the ground, one of the (female) paramedics noticed he had
an exceptionally large bulge in the front of his trousers.  Mindful that a
boner can be symptomatic of spinal injury (according to the wife), the
paramedic asked 'Do you have an erection?'  Whereupon the patient
responds, 'No, I'm not in the mood actually...'

