Subject: The necrophilic Frenchman
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 1993 20:14:58 GMT

A Frenchman was arrested for necrophilia; at the trial, he claimed
that he did not realize that the woman was dead.
 
"What?" said the judge,"When she lay there, cold and stiff, not responding
in any way to anything you did. . . .it never occured to you that she might
be dead?"
 
"Why no, your honor; I just thought she was English."
