Subject: Re: divorce joke

.. No. No. No.
This is the way it should be:

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.  The
attorney asked "May I help you?" The Farmer said "Yes, I want to get one of
those dayvorce's." The attorney said "Do you have any grounds?" The Farmer
said "Yes, I got about 140 acres." The Attorney said "No, you don't
understand, do you have a case?" The Farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The Attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?"
The Farmer said, "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."
The Attorney said "No Sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The Farmer said,
"Yes, Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sundays."  The Attorney said,
"Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The Farmer said, "No
sir, we both get up at 4:30a.m." The attorney then said "Well is she a nagger 
or anything?" The Farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last 
child was a nagger and that's why I want this Dayvorce!"

