Subject: Diff jokes

Q:  What is the difference between a girls track team 
.and a bunch of pygmies?

A:  The pygmies are cunning little runts.

Q:  What is the difference between a goldfish and a 
.mountain goat?

A:  Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

Q:  What is the difference between a pick-pocket
.and a peeping-tom.

A:  The pick-pocket snatches watches.

Q:  What is the difference between a woman going
.to church and a woman taking a bath.

A:.The woman going to church has hope in her soul.

ba-duhm ba.

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