The 7 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life:

1)  The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2)  The Dentist -  who tells her to "open wide."

3)  The Milkman -  who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4)  The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5)  The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE 
    it!"

6)  The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose 
    interest!"

7)  The Primal Hunter -  who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots 
    twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and 
    lie still!"
