Subject: For the woman

I have been married 10 times.....

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WAS WRONG WITH EACH


1.My first husband was a musician: all he wanted to do was sing to it.

2.My second husband was a doctor: all he wanted to do was examine it.

3.My third husband was a politician: all he wanted to do was make
promises to it.

4.My fourth husband was a psychiatrist: all he wanted to do was talk about it.

5.My fifth husband was a photographer: all he wanted to do was take
pictures of it.

6. My six husband was a policeman: all he wanted to do was keep it under
lock and key.

7. My seventh husband was a hairdresser:n all he wanted to do was tease it.

8. My eighth husband was a gourmet: all he wanted to do was taste it.

9. My ninth husband was a teacher: all he wanted to do was do it over
and over again until he got it right.

10. My tenth husband and last is the one I an married to now and the one
I like the best, He a mechanic: he tore it uo the first night and has
been working on it ever since.

