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=  F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K.  = 
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                                Whee. 
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        Amazing. As you may have noticed, but probably didn't,  
F.U.C.K. is now one year old. All things considered, not bad. 
I have been thinking on this file, and debating on whether or not 
to make it serious, or just stream of conscience but either way, 
I figured a quick little file with nothing too important would be 
nice, especially since we don't have any humorous files from OD 
or anyone else recently.  
 
        A year ago, Doc Z and I sat down at IHOP and talked about 
how cool it would be to get any words out that we wanted, and we 
started thinking. I took it a little more seriously than he did, 
but either way, F.U.C.K. was born. As you can see, he wrote one 
file, and now doesn't want anything to do with the group. Don't 
ask why, but I think it was because BBSing became real political 
in 806 for a while. Anyway, lame place to BBS so stay out of 806 
if you can help it, except Purple Hell. So we had my own board 
at the time as the only dist. site and we ULed them to a few 
places in 806. Now we have dist. sites in 9 area codes, some 
with a few boards in each. Not bad. 
        Throughout the year a lot has happened directly related to, 
or affecting the group. New people writing, new boards becoming 
dist. sites, some members dropping out, etc. I moved out of 806 
as well and despite all that, we have stayed together somewhat. 
I must admit that we are a little smaller than before, and recently 
only three other people have been keeping up with things but hey, 
that's how it goes. fastjack has now become a major part of the group 
and has kicked out some really good files. Since he expressed so much 
interest, I kinda dumped some 'administrative' shit on him and he  
handled that as well.  
        You have to take into account, that I can't call long distance 
right now for various reasons so I rely on WWIVshitmail for a bulk 
of F.U.C.K. affairs. Anyway, fastjack is now handling dist. sites, 
distribution everywhere except 303, and some other stuff. So a ton of 
thanks goes out to him. Acid Warlock has kept up, written a little more, 
handled some distribution affairs, built up his board(call it) and been 
going to school, and once again, many thanx to him. Last, and sometimes 
least( :) ) Max Headroom has kept me up to date on all the BULLSHIT 
that has been going on in 806. You'd be surprised at how much can go 
on. 
        I guess that is going to conclude it for me. Files are  
slowing down, but we are not out of the picture by any means. Hopefully 
you will keep reading them, passing them along, and words will get out 
and help this shithole we are forced to live in. So anyway, a few 
words from fastjack and some greets and that is all for now. 
 
thanx to:  DOS edit, stupid people, fastjack, TN0, H/P/V/C, 
           internet, Max Headroom for finally mailing my disks, 
           diet coke, music, VIRaXe, Taco Cabana and dollar 
           margaritas, C.V.C.C., Loki, PGT, and more. 
 
 
                                                   -Dam 
 
 
     Well, this should please some folks.  Yes, I'm off my ass and writing  
some little things.  Gotta write this, cuz this is for F.U.C.K. for existing 
for over a year now.  Neat. 
 
Wellll, I would like to thank Dam for giving me the opportunity to write 
what I think, and what I feel about the world.  I'd like to thank Larry for  
giving me an excuse to watch bad movies and write reviews about them.  Other 
greets and thanks and all that suchstuff go out to AW, Zach D., Jakyl, all 
those folks I drank Shiner with, Zippy especially, the few 806 BBSers that  
don't suck, and all that.  /<oS, all my friends who will read this file,  
all my friends who won't, and lots of other folks and folk heros.  Finally, 
Rage Against the Machine and Disposable Heros of Hiphopracy for most of my 
titles, if not ideas. 
 
That is my quota of grattitude for the decade I guess. 
 
Other random thoughts about F.U.C.K., well, I guess I have none.  I like the  
group, and it is probably one of two or three things that kept me sane when I 
was living in South Carolina/Hell.   
 
Other things I have to say.  Well, all you 3lit3 people out there suck, but  
that is another file.  Heh.  Weenies and bad drivers and goobers and people 
from the deep South, same.   
 
That is pretty much it from the SECOND most prolific writer in the group.   
Everyone out there should watch bad movies, listen to Jazz, get laid, have a  
day, and vote for nothing.  Oh yeah, read this series. 
 
PS: Now do i get a hug? 
 
                                        -fastjack 
 
 
 
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                          F.U.C.K. Distribution Sites 
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      Board Name          Number       Sysop          Status       ST 
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- UnderCity.AE         303.333.0713  Panther Modern  World HQ      CO * 
- Ionic Destruction    215.722.0570  Phatal Error    Eastern HQ    PA         
- Purple Hell          806.791.0747  Acid Warlock    Southern HQ   TX                
- PuRe EViL     (NUP)  905.XXX.XXXX  Prince/Darkness Canadian HQ   ON 
- Celestial Woodlands  409.764.2843  The Ranger      Dist.         TX 
- Logikal Nonsence     717.XXX.XXXX  Shockwave       Dist.         PA 
- PcI                  806.794.1438  PsI             Dist.         TX 
- Red Dawn ][          410.263.2258  Dark Image      Dist.         MD 
- The Keg              914.234.9674  Six Pack        Dist.         NY 
- Plan 9 Info Archives 716.881.3663  Kilslug         Dist.         NY 
- Dungeon System Inc.  410.263.2258  Dark Image      Dist.         MD 
- CyberRock            303.779.5807  Frac Illusion   Dist.         CO 
- E.L.F.               314.272.3426  Jabberw0cky     Dist.         MO 
                         
                        Still looking for a Northern HQ. 
                             * Account Guaranteed 
 
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= Accounts NOT guaranteed on any F.U.C.K. distribution site. If you are = 
= interested in writing for, or in becoming a distribution site for     = 
= F.U.C.K. call Undercity and mail Disorder or mail Max on the          = 
= Celestial Woodlands or internet.             Knowledge is power...    = 
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