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=  F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K.  = 
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                           CIA Conspiracies Revealed 
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1)  murdered Elvis to cover up Kennedy assassination 
 
2)  murdered Marylin Monroe to cover up previous murder of Elvis 
 
3)  framed Pete Rose 
 
4)  faked ice age to cover up so called extinction of dinosaurs 
 
5)  Sunk City of Atlantis while testing newly developed nuclear weapons 
 
6)  put needles in Pepsi cans to expose communist leaders in Pepsi Cola Co. 
    (and they hated the after-taste too) 
 
7)  framed Bartman because he gained access to CIA files 
 
8)  forced David Letterman to leave NBC 
 
9)  payed off African-American's in LA to draw attention away from failed 
    CIA attempts to separate southern Calif from the continental US using 
    seismic waves 
 
10) flooded the Mississippi in order to allow underwater transport of arms 
    to Canadian terrorists 
 
11) in the process of cutting down all rain-forests to find "big-foot" 
    in order to clone him into the perfect military soldier 
 
12) created AIDS virus out of boredom 
 
13) collecting ozone to trade to foreign countries in exchange for hostages 
    (better known as the ohostzone trade) 
 
14) planning to melt polar ice-caps in an attempt to flood Cuba off the map 
 
15) black market sale of cow tongues and Billy Idol CyberPunk CD's 
 
16) hired David Koresh to test ATF tactics 
 
17) destroyed Twin-Towers alien communications relay center 
 
18) Chernobyle - self explanatory 
 
19) the pinto-pacer ballistics experiments 
 
20) arranged victory of Cowboys in Super Bowl to cover up their involvement 
    in Tom Landry's discharge 
 
21) Broke Bo's hip 
 
22) created Hurricane Andrew to test B1 bombers in severe weather conditions 
    (they still can't fly) 
 
23) sold TI994A's to Russia, telling them they were powerful computers 
 
24) rigged election so Clinton would win 
 
25) devising way to counter #24 
 
26) reunited Velvet Underground and Fleetwood Mac 
 
27) got Class of '96 cancelled -- thank goodness 
 
28) sabotaged Hubble Telescope to prevent spying on CIA Headquarters 
 
29) framed Noriega - wait, everyone knows that 
 
30) broke up Bell Telephone due to the fact that they would let the CIA 
    listen to any calls for free 
 
31) set the price on Madonna's Sex book at $50 
 
32) created Daylight savings time just to fuck everyone up 
 
 
                                               -=OverDriver=- 
 
                                              -=Comrade Koba=-   
 
 
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