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=  F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K.  = 
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                                Car Sniglets 
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Whoopdidoo       - the endless number of dips in any given street (especially 
                   in Lubbock TX) 
 
Diceswing        - the inevitable swing of whatever certain form of decoration 
                   might appear below your mirror as you hit each whoopdidoo 
 
Fingertalk       - the form of communication used while trying to tell the 
                   other driver you disapproved of the manever he just made. 
 
Doordink         - the moron who always takes paint off your door every time 
                   he opens it 
 
Hairdrag         - the condition of one's hair when the moon roof is open and 
                   your hair stands on end 
 
Sunspot          - the one piece of you car than manages to always reflect 
                   the sun into your eyes, no matter where the sun is 
 
Insureflash      - the split second before a wreck when all you can think of 
                   is, I wonder how much my insurance is going to go up 
 
Pushies          - people who actually think that if they get right on your  
                   ass you might just speed up 
 
Pullies          - people who slow down just to piss off a pushie 
 
Boomache         - the sick feeling you get after being in a person's car 
                   with four 15" subs  
                    
Steersqeak       - that noise your car makes when you turn the wheel all the 
                   way to one direction 
 
Squeelhead       - the guy who must always peel out after every stop 
 
Squeelette       - the girl who must always peel out after every stop (rare) 
 
Lagsteer         - taking those corners extra slowly 'cause your 'puters in 
                   the back 
                    
Brakebutts       - those people who just love to slam on the breaks to make 
                   everyone else in the car hit their heads on the part of the 
                   car in front of them 
 
Cop-a-beat       - the beat your heart skips when you see that cop a block  
                   ahead and you realize your going to fast 
 
Cop-a-bye        - when you decide your going fast enough so you might as well 
                   go for broke and try to outrun him 
 
Byeremorse       - wishing later you hadn't tried to Cop-a-bye 
 
Parkaphobia      - the fear of leaving you car anywhere near another car wish 
                   results in parking in BFE 
 
FMmoment         - the short period of time you look down at your stereo to 
                   change the station and look up to find the car in front of 
                   you is much closer than you had remembered 
 
Hotcheeks        - the inevitable burn on you butt after sitting on seats that 
                   have been sitting in the sun all day 
 
                - the length of yellows in Lubbock, Tx. 
 
Swervjerks       - the people who wait till the last possible moments to  
                   change lanes to make their exit 
 
Armnoids         - people who must have their arm out the window when in 
                   their vehicle 
 
Fedmobile        - the car that comes to take all your warez away 
 
Turnrefusal      - people who are so lazy they won't even signal 
 
Headangle        - the precise angle of head that must be maintained in order 
                   not to hit your head while sitting in the back of a sports  
                   car 
 
Phonweave        - condition cause by talking too much on your car-phone 
                   (may result in accident) 
 
Jarjive          - the little voice that keeps telling you "your door is 
                   ajar" 
 
Yieldiot         - the person who wouldn't know whose right-of-way it was if 
                   his life depended on it 
 
Convertaswish    - the sound heard in your car after that big rain storm when 
                   you counldn't get the top back up 
 
Halfwaydownitis  - the condition of the back window that won't go down all  
                   the way in the name of child safety 
 
Parknesia        - forgetting where you parked and wishing you had purchased 
                   one of those things where you hit a button and all hell 
                   breaks loose on you car so you can find it 
 
Hubfly           - the hub-cap projectile you see flying across the road 
 
Octanquery       - asking someone in the car which octane you should buy 
 
AcciDENT         - the part of the accident that is most unpleasant 
 
Lube-n-charge    - the $14.95 that must be paid every 3000 miles  
 
Shitanick        - various choice words used after detecting every nick and 
                   dent in you new car since its purchase 
 
Groundfx         - the cool display of flying ground effects when that mini- 
                   truck just didn't quite make it over the speed-bump 
 
3rdilluminant    - the other brake-light in the back you really don't need, 
                   but everyone has 
 
Drivedud         - the person who would drive to 7-11 to get some beer 
                   (if it was a block away) 
 
Drivz            - the cruising done every Fri and Sat simply for the lack 
                   of anything else better to do 
 
Carrecession     - the period in a person's life when he had a car from 16-18 
                   but not from 19-20 because his parent's said college is to 
                   expensive for you to go AND have a car 
 
Angal            - the amount you must turn your head in order to look at the 
                   girl in the car next to you without her knowledge 
 
Grinds           - those people who still have not figured out the proper 
                   combination between lever and clutch 
 
 
 
                                  -=OverDriver=- 
                                     
 
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