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			     F.U.C.K. Anthology I 
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Come, my friends, 'tis not too late to seek a newer world. 
 
Stress-n- The condition or confusion that arises when the brain              
overrides the body's desire to choke the hell out of some            
idiot who really needs it. 
 
Optical Rectosis(c) A condition when the optic nerves are connected                    
to the rectum and an individual has a shitty outlook on life. 
 
Latin is a language that's as dead as can be;  
first it killed the Romans and now its killing me. 
 
From perils come pearls and power.      (c) Kender Saying 
 
If you take your leaders too seriously, then they'll start taking 
themselves too seriously. 
 
That which does not kill us makes us stronger. 
 
There are things known and there are things unknown, imbetween them 
lie the doors.                        (c) Doors 
 
"Diversity in culture, in ethnicity, and in gender must be the 
standard, not the exception, for the goals we seek." 
				      - Richard F. Peck 
 
We cannot all truly be masters, nor all masters can truly befollowed. 
 
"Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely." 
				      (c) Lord Acton 
 
Don't change color to match the walls. Look like you belong and the 
walls will change color to match you. (c) Kender Saying 
 
The Human Syndrome(c) An affliction that causes a being to have           
hatred and mistrust toward other beings for no                      
apparent reason. (No cure has yet been found.) 
 
Accept what you can not change. 
 
Space is infinite without ending, all within just beginning. 
				      (c) Prime Directive 
 
Civilization. The death of dreams. 
 
 
Death was the twin brother of life and the more interesting of the 
two. It was secretive, unknown, mysterious. It was inevitable and 
forever when it came. It was a dark, infinitely chambered fortress 
waiting to be explored. Most entered only once and then only 
because they had no choice.           (c) The Druid of Shannara 
					     Terry Brooks 
 
Without the heart there can be no connection between mind and hand. 
 
"Good Morning!"    "What do you mean? Do you wish me a goodmorning,  
or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or 
not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to 
be good on?" 
 
"War is an endeavor never entered into lightly, though there are 
many reasons to fight." 
 
Only the dead are without fear. 
 
Luck is simply the advantage a true warrior gains in executing the 
correct course of action. (c)Drizzt Do'Urden 
					(c) The Halfling's Gem 
 
Never confuse honor with stupidity. 
 
A tiring opponent will often move with all of his strength at once. But  
rarely will he move in the apparent direction, the directionthat he  
thinks you think he is moving in. 
 
"Death is a commingling of eternity with time; in the death of a 
good man, eternity is seen looking through time." (c) Goethe 
 
"As I stand in darkness, I feel the warmth of the light upon my 
skin and I know my face is turned toward the sun. I can look in 
to the sun, for my eyes are forever shrouded by darkness. But if you 
who can see look too long in the sun, you will lose your sight, 
just as those who live too long in the darkness will gradually lose 
theirs." 
					 (c) Test of the Twins 
				     Margaret Weis + Tracy Hickman 
 
"Nobility is not hereditary, it is based upon one's actions." 
					(c) Robin Hood 
 
Anticipation of death is worse than death itself. 
 
 
Dr. Doolittle's Alimentary Deduction: 
   Never, never play leapfrog with a unicorn. 
 
To know thyself is the ultimate form of aggression. 
				  (Freudian Psychology) 
 
	   Los Angeles Miranda Warning 
1. You have the right to remain silent. 
2. You also have the right to swing first. However, if you choose     
   to swing first any move you make can and will be used as an        
   excuse to beat the shit out of you. Cooperating can be             
   interpreted as hostile. 
3. You have the right to have a doctor and a priest present. If you     
   cannot afford a doctor and are not presently attending a church     
   of your own choice one will be appointed for you to administer     
   last rites to you. 
4. Do you understand what I have told you asshole? 
 
 
Sometimes I think life is a terminal illness. 
					(c) Spencer Tracy 
 
"Death is a dignitary who when he comes announced is to be received 
with formal manifestations of respect, even by those most familiar 
with him."                              (c) Ambrose Bierce 
 
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. 
					(c) Samuel Johnson 
 
"There's not to make reply, 
 There's not to question why, 
 There's but to do or die." 
					(c) ?????? 
 
The art of silence is as great as that of speech. 
 
The more general the title of a course, the less you will learnfrom it.                          (c)Rominger's Rule for Students 
 
 
(c)Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. 
(c)Things will go wrong at the worst possible time. 
(c)If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one   
 that will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage. 
(c)Left to themselves, things will go from bad to worse. 
(c)When properly attended to ,things will go from bad to worse. 
(c)Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. 
(c)If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously           
 overlooked something. 
(c)No good deed goes unpunished. 
(c)Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy 
(c)Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable terms. 
 For example, Velocity will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight. 
(c)In the hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of        
 incompetence, and then remains there. 
 
 
 
Foreboding? Premonition? I do not believe in such things, for they 
imply a higher power, an immortal hand and mind meddling in the 
affairs of men.                 (c)Fire Sea 
				 Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman 
 
Another man's story is his to tell or to keep hidden, as hechooses.                        (c)Fire Sea 
				 Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman 
 
Of the chief parts of the Ruling Passion, only this can be truly 
said: Hate has a reason for everything, but love is unreasonable. 
				(c)Romulan Proverb 
  
All is permissible until one is caught. 
				(c)Romulan Proverb 
 
It is death that gives life its meaning. Death, the great 
equalizer. Man, woman, peasant, king, rich, poor: all of  
us fellowtravelers to our journey's end. Life is sacred,  
precious, a thingto value, to cherish, not to be taken  
lightly or wantonly. You havelost all respect for death  
and thereby all respect for life. 
				(c)Fire Sea 
				 Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman 
 
 
All trust is foolish.   
 
Darkness is both friend and enemy.   
 
The best knife is the unseen one.   
 
The foolish and unwary find surprises(c)and among them, waitingdeath.   
 
Trust no one more than yourself.  
 
Those who watch their backs meet their death from the front. 
				   
 
Remember your gods and keep their faith, or you will suffer  
assurely as the wicked.               
 
Know thyself (c) because in the end there's no one else.   
					   Solace of You  
					   Living Colour 
 
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is scared I'll take over. 
 
Don't steal...the government hates competition. 
 
Increase the Peace 
 
Either they don't know, it don't show, or don't care about what's 
going on in the hood.             (c) Boyz n the Hood 
 
Only those who play can be serious.   (c) Marcel Duchamp 
 
We never stop to contemplate the present for we can not; it passes 
to quickly.                           (c) John Hejduk 
 
All of life is a waking dream, and death is the final awakening. 
 
The entire key to diplomacy is sincerity. Once that can be faked,the  
rest is simple. 
 
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country 
back as much as committees. 
 
A dead martyr is worth ten posturing leaders.   (c)ST:TNG Episode 
 
In a democracy, as freedom increases, equality decreases, and viceversa. 
 
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely 
rearranging their prejudices. 
 
Always acknowledge a fault frankly, this will throw those in 
authority off their guard and give you opportunity to make more. 
 
Self is the only person that can ever bind the soul. 
					   (c)Henry Van Dyke 
 
I believe the moment is near when by a procedure of active 
paranoiac thought, it will be possible...to systematize  
confusionand contribute to the total discrediting of the world of reality. 
					   (c)Salvador Dali 
 
The more prohibitions you have, the less virtuous people will be. 
The more weapons you have, the less secure people will be. 
The more subsidies you have, the less self(c)reliant people will be. 
Therefore the master says: I let go of law, and people become 
honest, I let go of economics, and people become prosperous, I let 
go of religion and people become serene, I let go of all desire for 
the common good and the good becomes as common as grass. 
 
The truth is more important than the facts. 
				       (c)Frank Lloyd Wright 
 
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. 
				       (c)Otto Von Bismarck 
 
He who talks to much cannot talk well. 
				 (c)Carlo Goldini 
 
Depression is for those who pity themselves. Anger is for those who     
pity society. 
 
You have a bad habit - you breath. 
 
Assassination: The extreme form of censorship. 
 
When in charge - Ponder 
When in trouble - Delegate 
When in doubt - Mumble 
 
Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to 
those of us who do. 
 
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get 
you. 
 
Organization is for the idiots, only the genius understands Chaos! 
 
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying 
for his country.  You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard 
die for his country. 
 
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. 
 
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. 
 
Ordinary people choose their friends, but a genius chooses his 
enemies. 
 
"And what is an angel but a ghost in drag?" 
					    (c)Stan Rice 1983 
 
"Is there in all the world a concept more fleeting, more elusive?" 
					  (c)Drizzt Do'Urden 
					  Talking about Love 
					  The Legacy  RA Salvatore 
 
"What loss is death if life is not the be lived?" 
					  (c)Drizzt Do'Urden 
					  The Legacy  RA Salvatore 
 
"Knowledge itself is power"               (c)Francis Bacon 
 
"The only thing every mortal has in common is death" 
 
Death is no respecter of age. 
 
Any politician who starts shouting election(c)year demagoguery about 
the rich and the poor should be asked, "What about the other  
90 percent of the people?"                   (c)Thomas Sowell 
 
Irony is the one constant in the universe. 
 
"...There is a very fine line between pride and humility...everyone 
needs to find that line and realize that for all we are worth, for 
all the ego that everyone has...we are very insignificant in the 
cosmic scheme of things..."               (c)Shaun Long 
 
Imagination is more important than knowledge. 
					  (c)Einstein 
 
When all is done, it is not to die(c) It is to die well... 
 
Love is for poets. 
 
Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything haschanged.                               (c)Southern California Oracle 
 
The most merciful thing in the world ... is the inability of the 
human mind to correlate all its contents.  (c)H.P. Lovecraft 
 
When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one 
I've never tried before.                (c)Mae West 
 
Honest Officer, had I known my health stood in jeopardy I would 
never had lit one.                      (c)Maxim Of The Hells Angels 
 
You cant underestimate the power of fear. 
					(c)Tricia Nixon 
 
The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible 
jailbreak.                              (c)Wavy Gravy 
 
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. 
					(c)Buckminster Fuller 
 
Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old. 
					(c)Pink Floyd 
 
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his 
ability.                                (c)Oscar Wilde 
 
Anyone can hate. it costs to love.      (c)John Williamson 
 
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. 
					(c)Ashleigh Brilliant 
 
We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. 
					(c)Dwight D. Eisenhower 
 
Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak. 
					(c)Bullwinkle Moose 
 
Vique's Law: 
 A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle. 
 
"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he  
will pick himself up and carry on..."   -Winston Churchill 
 
"We have met the enemy and he is us"    -Walt Kelly  
 
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. 
 
     You have no right to be here. 
     Whether you can hear it or not, the universe 
     Is laughing behind your back. 
  
"Anarchy is the base of todays society, without it, we would be in   
chaos"                                 -Anarchist 
 
 
"To keep your secret is wisdom, to expect others to keep it is 
folly."                                 (c)Samuel Johnson 
 
"Every tyrant who has lived has believed in freedom-for himself." 
					(c)Elbert Hubbard 
 
"The essence of war is violence.  Moderation in war is embicility." 
					(c)John A. Fisher 
 
"Complete equality means universal irresponsibility." 
					(c)T.S. Elliot 
 
"An argument needs no reason, nor a friendship" 
 
"I both love and do not love, and am mad and am not mad." 
 
The cautious seldom err. 
 
Have no friends not equal to yourself. 
 
Nothing endures but change. 
 
Life is one long struggle in the dark. 
 
What is left when honor is lost?        (c)Publilius Syrus 
 
Hell is paved with priest's skulls.     (c)St. john Chrysostom 
 
The finest edge is made with the blunt whetstone. 
Night hath a thousand eyes. 
 
Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. (c) "Knowledge is power" 
 
Of all the base passions, fear is most accursed. 
 
A politician...one that would circumvent God. 
 
I do not attack fools, but foolishness. (c)Jacques du Laurens 
 
Pleasure is nothing else but the intermission of pain. 
 
Hell is full of good meanings and wishings. 
 
The reasonable moderator, and equal piece of justice, Death. 
 
Life is what happens while you're making other plans. 
 
Teenagers by definition, don't fit into society. 
					(c)Prince of Tides 
 
"Be either hot or cold. Be not lukewarm or I shall vomit you out of 
my mouth." 
 
We cannot live by power, and a culture that seeks to live by it 
becomes brutal and sterile. But we can die without it. 
					(c)Max Lerner 
 
"What shall it profit a man if he should gain the whole world and 
lose his own soul"                      (c)Mark 8:36 
 
"War: That mad game the world so loves to play" 
 
					-Compiled by Dam 
 
 
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