Variations on Queenryche                                            


Best I Can...


A Child Alone in the Computer Room
The Modem was hidden here.....
No one home to catch me when I call.....

A young man now in a padded chair...
Glares at the monitor with a bitter stare...
But my dream is still alive....
I'm gonna be the Best I can....

I want to be a Hackin man...
I want to see AT&T crumble.....
I gonna make Bell cry in pain...yeah!....

I'm gonna write for Phrack magazine...
I'm gonna be, the best they ever seen...
I'm gonna win if I give it all I can.

And off I go....
Gotta make that call...
And off I go....
To be the best man, the best man that I can..

Outdial, Loops, Codez....got it good..
Learning all the wonders of this Computerized neighborhood...
Now take a turn on that Packet Switch Network....

It showed me that I can call for free....
But then Agent Foley went through people's life.
Giving me smarts, and a new direction to go in...

And here I go...
Gotta hack that root...
And here I go...
To be the best man, the best man that I can...

Step by step I dream the plan..
From my NUA to telnet man...
This constant dream is on my mind...
From T-1 I go to another PAD....
Call out into RNOC's LAN...
I dream to be the best I can....

Now I am fast forward...
Never looking back...
Straight ahead...
Giveing Bell a Heart Attack..
On a line that will never be charged...

I won't be torn between
The lamers on #warez
and the elite of LOD
I'm gonna melt the two men into one...

And here I go...
Typeing as I go...
And here I go....
To be the best man, the best man that I can...
The best man that I can
The best man that I can.....

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Silent Lucidity...

Hush now don't you cry...
Wipe away the tear drop from your eye...
The Trace is safely dead...
Their lock-in trace was drained completely dead...

The Feds trick you to feel the pain.
Of someone close to you being caught and jailed...

So here it is, another chance..
Wide awake you face the day, the dream is over.
Or has it just begun?

There's a system I like to hack
A backdoor that I go through in the night.
Relax child, we are safe..
Tim Foley didn't realize that we are smart.

There's a place where you will learn.
To Call for free.
To hack VMB's....
Command the trunks of AT&T...

Commanding in another world..
Suddendly, you hear a tone...and enter a magic new dimention..

I'll will always call for free.
Gonna make Ma Bell Pay for me..
Will protect my right that are to come to me.

I'm smileing at you.
With Silent Lucidity.

*Guitar Solo*

If you open long-distance lines up for free.
I wouldn't have to commit a felony...
The walls you built with pain.
Are being broken down with kids with boxes full of diodes.

Calling twice the speed of sound..
We hack UNIX...
We call through PBX...
We let information free to fly....

A round trip journey through internet...
Master of Illusion..
Don't you realize...
Our Dream's alive...
We can be the guide but...

I'll be watching over you...
Gonna make your nightmare's come true..
Will hack your computer in the night...
I'm smileing at you...
With Silent Lucidity..

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A Whole New World
- ----- --- -----
(A take off on "A Whole New World" from Aladdin)
 
      [Editor's Note - When I first saw this posted on Flatline I nearly
      died laughing.  JF didn't warn me or Karb0n at all.  I thought you
      might get a laugh out of it as well!]

DeadKat- I can call around the world
         Hacking, boxing, internetworking
         Tell me, Karb0n, now when did
         You last let your voice go far?
 
         I can open your lines
         Take you system by system
         Over, sideways and under
         On a electronic tone we fly
 
         A whole new world
         A new fantastic point of view
         No one to tell us no
         Or where to go
         Or say we're doing it illegal
 
Karb0n-  A whole new world
         A dazzling world I never knew
         But when I'm calling through here
         It's crystal clear
         that now I'm in a whole new world with you
 
DeadKat- Now I'm in a whole new world with you
 
Karb0n-  Unbelievable speeds
         Indescribable systems
         Snagging, trunking, freedialing
         Through an endless microwave sky
         A whole new world
         (DeadKat- Don't you dare hang up the line)
         A hundred thousand things to see
         (DeadKat- Hold your breath- it gets better)
         I'm like a shooting star
         I've come so far
         I can't go back to where I used to be
 
DeadKat- A whole new world
         (Karb0n- Every call a surprise)
         With new networks to pursue
         (Karb0n- Every moment, red-letter)
 
Both   - I'll phreak from anywhere
         When there's time to spare
         Let me share this whole new world with you
 
         A whole new world
         That's where we'll be
     
DeadKat- A thrilling chase
 
Karb0n-  A wondrous place
 
Both   - For you and me
 

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The Spirit of Hacking
--- ------ -- -------
(A take off on Rush's The Spirit of Radio) 


Begin the day with a System 75,
An outdial unobtrusive
Plays that dialtone that's so elusive
And the touch-tones make your morning move
 
Off on your way, hit an open trunk,
There is magic at your fingers
For the Spirit ever lingers,
Undemanding contact in your happy solitude.
 
Invisible pulses crackle with life
Bright monitors bristle with the energy
Emotional feedback on a carrier wavelength
Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free
 
All this machinery making information
Can still be open-ended.
Not so coldly charted, it's really just a question
Of your honesty, yeah, your honesty.
 
One likes to believe in the freedom of information,
But charging high prices and endless compromises
Shatter the illusion of integrity.
 
For the words of the profits were written on the telco wall,
MaBell's hall
And echoes with the sounds of salesmen.
 
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SONG: "Hackers Of The Universe"
(Take off of Queen's Princes of the Universe)
(Long live Freddy Mercury....)
 
Here we are, Born to be kings,
We're the hackers of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting to survive,
In a world with the darkest powers,
And here we are, We're the hackers of the universe,
Here we belong, Fighting for survival,
We've come to be the rules of your world,
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings,
I have no rival, No man can be my equal,
Take me to the future of your world,
Born to be kings, Hackers of the universe,
Fighting and free, Got your world in my hand,
I'm here for your root and I'll make my stand,
We were born to be princes of the universe,
No man could understand. My power is in my own hand,
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, People talk about you,
People say you've had your day,
I'm a man that will go far,
From my PAD to the U.S.S.R,
With my sword and head held high,
Got to pass the test first time - yeah,
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day,
But I can prove you wrong cos I'm right first time,
Yeah. Yeah. Alright, Watch this man fly,
Bring on the feds,
Here We are. Born to be kings. We're the hackers of
the universe. Here we belong. Born to be kings,
Hackers of the universe. Fighting and free,
Got the world in my hands. I'm here for your root,
And I'll make my stand,
We were born to be Hackers of the universe.
 
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@SONG: Presto
 
If I could wave my magic wand...
 
I am made from the dust of silicon
And the electricity flow in my veins
Here I hide in the heart of the city
Like a stranger coming out of the rain
 
The evening callers rises up from the twilight
Over constellations of light
I look down into a million houses
And wonder what you're doing tonight
 
If I could wave my magic wand
I'd make everything all right
 
I'm not one to believe in magic
But I sometimes have a second-sight
I'm not one with a sense of proportion
When my circuits change overnight
 
I had a dream of a blueboxed call
A midnight rendezvous
Silver, blue, and frozen silence
I just clicked that circuit for you.
 
I had a dream of the open network
People were calling for free
Information streamed thoughout without limits
MaBell can bite me.
 
If I could wave my magic wand
I'd let everybody call free
 
I'm not one to believe in magic
Though my memory has a second-sight
I'm not one to go pointing my relay
When I radiate more heat than light
 
Don't ask me
I'm just improviseing
MaBell got her grip on me tight.
Can't you see
My temperature's rising
I radiate more heat than light
 
Don't ask me
I'm just sympathizing
I'm trying to give the right
Can't you see
My temperature's rising
I radiate more heat than light
 
 
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A Trunk To Bangkok
- ----- -- -------
 
Our first stop is in Colorado
To check the TNO Scene
The natives smile and pass along
A sample of their yield
Sweet Microwave Uplinks's
Golden San Francisco trunks
Then by fiber, to the East,
Fly by laser light
 
We're on the trunk to Bangkok
Aboard the Thailand Express
We'll hit the stops along the way
We only stop for the best
 
Wreathed in lag in Lebanon
We burn the midnight oil
The clarity of Afghanistan
Rewards a long day's toil
Pulling into Katmandu
Phone rings fill the air
Trunking by a Nepal night
The Express gets you there
 
 
ESS Project
--- -------
 
Imagine a time when it all began
In the dying days of Crossbar
A phone switch -- that would settle the score
Whoever found it first would be sure to do their worst --
They always had before...
 
Imagine a man where it all began
A scientist pacing the floor
In each company -- always eager to explore
To build the best big stick
To turn the winning trick --
But this was something more...
 
Then MaBell rang -- took and shook the world
Shot down the blue box
the end was begun -- it would hit everyone
When the chain reaction was done
The big shots -- try to hold it back
John Draper try to wish it away
The whistler depend on a world without end
Whatever the phreakers may say
 
Imagine a place where it all began
They gathered from across the land
To work in the secrecy of bell's labs
All of the brightest boys
To play with the biggest toys --
More than they bargained for...
 
Imagine a man when it all began
John Draper with a blue box
Trying to avoid a trace on that mid-summer's day
All the powers that be, and the course of history,
Would be changed for evermore...
 

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SONG: WORLD IN MY EYES

Let me take you on a trip
Around the world and back
And you won't have to move
You just sit still
 
Now let your computer do the walking
And let your modem do the talking
Let me show you the world in my eyes
 
I'll take you to the fastest net-link
To the depths of the net's miscellany
We won't need a map, believe me
Now let my fingers do the moving
And let my eyes do the soothing
Let me show you the world in my eyes
 
That's all there is
Nothing more than you can feel now
That's all there is
 
Let me put you on a slip
On a network trip
Your net close to my net
All the islands in the matrix
All the heaven's in the bandwidth
Let me show you the world in my eyes
 
That's all there is
Nothing more than you can touch now
That's all there is
Let me show you the world in my eyes
 
SONG: ENJOY THE SILENCE
Tones of violence
Break the silence
2600 Comes crashing in
Into the operator's world
 
Easy for me
Pierce right through the
Can't you understand
That I need to call
 
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here at my hands
Bills are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
 
Codes are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does MaBell's pain
Codes are meaningless
And forgettable
 
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here at my hands
Bills are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
 
Enjoy the silence

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SONG: Hack of Ages

Gonna keep this Unix open
All right
I got something to say
Yeah, it's better to hack out
Yeah, than fade away
All right
Ow
Gonna start a fire
C'mon!
Rise up! gather round
Hack this place to the ground
Burn it up let's go for broke
Watch the box go up in smoke
Hack on! Hack on!
Ripping kernal code, no system logs
No CERT brigade, just-a hackermania
C'mon
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want hack it all
Yes I do
Long live TNO
Oh let's go, let's strike a light
We're gonna hack like dynamite
I don't care if it takes all night
Gonna set this unix right
C'mon
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want root control
All right
Long live TNO
Oh yeah yeah
Hack of ages, hack of ages
Still calling', keep a-callin'
Hack of ages, hack of ages
Still callin', hack'n'crackin
We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say yeah!
Ooh yeah
Heh heh heh heh
Now listen to me
I'm hackin', hackin', I got the fever
I know for sure, there ain't no cure
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme one more box to go yeah
What do you want?
What do you want?
I want total control
You betcha
Long live TNO
Now hands
Hack of ages, hack of ages
Still tonein', keep it flowing'
Hack of ages, hack of ages
Still crackin', hack'n/crackin
We got the power, got the glory
Just say you need it and if you need it
Say yeah!
Say yeah!
We're gonna burn this damn place down
Ooh whooh
Down to the ground
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
 
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...again from Rush's "Presto" album....

@SONG: Superhacker
 
Packaged like a hacker or a phreaker
Target mass appeal
To make an audience feel
He really means it
 
Package the illusion of persona
Careful to conceal
The fact that she's only too real
She's got to screen it
 
Hit it in a soft place
A 'C' code so sweet
A strong and simple bleep
That you can pass through
 
Watch his every move
Superhacker
Orchestrate illusions
Superhacker
Watch his every move
Superhacker
Hoping you'll believe
Designing to deceive
That's entertainment
 
He can put a target on the network
Bask in your applause
Reality withdraws
Now he believes it
 
The role becomes the actor
She's addicted to applause
The stage a world because
She never leaves it
 
Hacks it in a soft place
With sentimental ease
They know the fantasies
That you romance to
 
Watch her every move
Superhacker
She can manipulate system reactions
Superhacker
Watch her every move
Superhacker
Pin the donkeys on her tail
Unix system torn down
That's entertainment...

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@SONG: Baby's Got Hacks
Artist: SirHackALot a.k.a. John Falcon
 
*talking*
Oh my god
Panther, look at her ass
She is soooo fine
It looks like one of those TNO girlfriends
Who understands those TNO d00ds
They jump all over her because she hacks
I mean her ass
It's just so fine....
I can't believe it's so cool
She is just way out there
I mean, it's k-rad
Look, she's about to hack
 
*rap*
I like to hack and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And hacks a root in front of your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that she was buff
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that brain you got
Me so horney
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
 
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin like a turbo vette
 
I'm tired of phrack magazines
Saying rdist are the thing
Take the average hack man and him that
She gotta pack much hack
 
Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend know how to hack (hell yeah)
Well crack it, smack it, hack it, shake it, smash that fuckin root
Baby got hacks
 
(LA face with Oakland booty)
 
I like'em to hack them big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
 
I wanna get you home
And --, double up -- --
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wanna hack em real big and juicy
So find that system double
Hackalot's in trouble
Hackin for a piece of that rubble
So I'm lookin' at warez videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the hip soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
I got it goin on
Alot of warez puppies won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
 
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then call them up
Hack it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got hacks
 
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
 
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Phrack and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'10"
 
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda and got hackin in the root of Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got brains hon
You can do hack c0dez or PBX's, but please don't lose that root
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the c0dez and warez
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Phrack says you suck
Well I don't give a phuck
Cuz your ass is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the warez dames in the Wired Magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
CBI and ATT didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the password is hYpe!
And you wanna hack 'em out all night
Dial 1-900-hackalot and kick them bitch'en thoughts
Baby got hacks
 

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@SONG: The Hackers of Summer
 
Nobody on the net
Nobody on the phones
I feel it in the air
The summer's out of reach
Empty nets, empty VMB's
The sun goes down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though I know you're not at home
 
But I can see you-
Your IBM shinin' in the sun
You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, heyz
And I can tell you that next year will still be going strong
After the hackers of summer have gone
 
I never will forget those nights
I wonder if it was a dream
Remember how we trashed AT&T's dumpster
Remember how we were chased by cops down Denver Streets
 
Now I don't understand what happened to our c0dez
But guys, we are all comeing back
We're gonna show, Ma Bell a new Pain...
 
I can see you-
Your mouse buttons shinin' in the sun
I see us walkin' real slow and we're smileing at every woman
I can tell you that next summer we will party all night long
After the hackers of summer have gone
 
Out on the road today, I saw a h0h0k0n sticker on a Cadillac 
A little voice Inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back"
I thought I knew what life was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-

I can see you
Your Dual Standard shinin' in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, heyz
And I can tell you that come next year TNO will still be strong
After the hackers of summer have gone
 
I can see you-
You 1 Gig drive shinin' in the sun
You got that hair slicked back and those Oakley MAINFRAME's on, heyz
I can tell you that if were still here, we will still be strong
After the hackers of summer have gone
 
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H.P.P.
------
by Hacking By Nature
         
Harm me with harmony
Dave drop a load on 'em    

 
HPP, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
H is for Hacker, P is for Phreaker scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call what a warez dood does
It's six little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's HPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's HPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership
 
Chorus:
   You down with HPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
   Who's down with HPP  (Every last homie)
   You down with HPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
   Who's down with HPP  (All the homies)
 
As for the ladies, HPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something  
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and leanest.
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me  
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say HPP (HPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount
 
Chorus:
   You down with HPP    (Yeah you know me)  3X
   Who's down with HPP  (Every last lady)
   You down with HPP    (Yeah you know me)  3X
   Who's down with HPP  (All the ladies)
 
This girl ah tried to HPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's  
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was HPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this HPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta HPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When HPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it
 
Chorus:
   You down with HPP   (Yeah you know me) 3X
   Who's down with HPP (This whole party)
   You down with HPP   (Yeah you know me) 3X
   Who's down with HPP (This whole party)
 
Break it down!
 
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@SONG: Cabo Wabo
 
I've phreaked to Rome, Dallas, Texas
Man, I thought I'd call it all
Around the world, dialing in every corner
Man, I thought I'd hit the wall
There's a sleepy town, south of the Border
If you go there once, you'll be there twice
Lots of pretty girls, calling by the dozens
The clear lines sure makes a voice sound nice
We can crash in the bell
You know I wanna call from sea to shining sea
We gotta try a code, called the Cabo Wabo
It's alright by me
Come on, let me phreak it down
I will show you around
Let me take you down
Face down in Cabo
Driveing bell into the ground
Land's end, you'd have to see it
Ain't no picture ever say it right
Phreakin' the trunks doing that ole, the Cabo Wabo
Place comes to life every night
I wanna hack on the beach
You know I wanna make root by the sea
It's all right there
We won't have feds chaseing it
Fits paradise to a T
Come on, let me take you down
I will show you around
Let me take you down
Hackin down in Cabo
Hackin it down
We drink Mescal right from the bottle
Salt shaker, little lick a lime, ohhh
Throwin' down, down tryin' to reach the bottom
Where the guave worm, well he's mine all mine
Come on, hack on the beach
You know I wanna make root by the sea
Go try a little trick, so Cabo Wabo
It's alright by me
Let me take you down
I will show you around
Let me take you down
Calling down in Cabo
Trunking it down
Hack it down,
Down in Cabo
Take it down,
Down to Cabo
Hack down,
Down in Cabo
Doin' the Cabo Wabo
Take me down,
Down to Cabo
Come on, get it, get it
 

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Hackloaf - I'D HACK ANYTHING FOR LOVE (BUT I WONT DO THAT)
 
And I would hack anything for love,
I'd hack right into hell and back,
I would hack anything for love,
I'll never lie to you and thats a fact.
 
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now 
- Oh no - no way - I would hack anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that, anything for love,
I would hack anything for love, I would hack anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.
 
 
Some days it root come easy,
Some days it root come hard
Some days it root won't come at all,
And these are the days that never end.
 
Some nights I'm hacking with fire,
Some nights I'm hacking through ice,
Some systems are like nothing I've ever seen before, Or will again.
 
Maybe Im crazy, But it's crazy and it's true,
I know you can save me, No one else can save me now but you.
 
As long as the worlds are turning,
As long as the circuits are burning,
As long as your dreams are coming true - You better believe it! -
 
That I would hack anything for love,
And I'll be there until the final act - 
I would hack anything for love!
And I'll take a Vow and Seal a pact -
 
But I'll never forgive myself if we dont go all the way - Tonight -
I would hack anything for love!
I would hack anything for love,
I would hack anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that...
 
I would hack anything for love,
Any system you've been dreaming of,
But I just wont do that...
 
Some days I pray for Silence, 
Some days I pray for Codez,
Some days I just pray to the God of Sex and Drums and Rock 'N' Roll.
 
Some nights I lose the feeling,
Some nights I lose control,
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you hack and the screen scrolls.
 
Maybe I'm lonely, And thats all I'm qualified to be,
There's just one and only, The one and only promise I can keep.
 
As long as the systems are talking,
As long as the TNO keeps hackin,
As long as your prayers are coming true - You better believe it - !
 
That I would hack anything for love!
And you know it's true and thats a fact,
I would hack anything for love!
And there'll never be no turning back -
 
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you, 
So long - So long - I would hack anything for love,
I would hack anything for love,
I would hack anything for love,
I would hack anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that!
 
I would hack anything for love,
Crack any system you've been dreaming of,
But I just wont hack that...
 
But I'll never stop dreaming of you
Everynight of my life - No Way -
 
I would hack anything for love,
I would hack anything for love,
I would hack anything for love,
But I wont hack that, I wont hack that!
 
Girl  : Will you link me up?
        Will you help me down?
        Will you help get me hack out of this Godforsaken town?
        Will you make a unrestricted code?
 
Boy   : I can do that!
    I can do that!
 
Girl  : Will you hack me a SCO?
        will you hack me a SUN?
        Can you colorize my life I'm so sick of this VMS bum?
        Can you make my thoughts little less old?
 
Boy   : I can do that!
    I can do that!
 
Girl  : Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?
        Can you hack a whole university with these source code plans?
    Can you give me something that I can take home?
 
Boy   : I can do that!
    I can do that!
 
Girl  : Will you cater to every fantasy that I've got?
        Will ya hack me down a god mud account - so i can give it a shot - ?
    Will you take me to places that I've never known?
 
Boy   : I can do that!
    I can do that!
 
Girl  : Afert a while you'll forget everything,
    It was a brief interlude, And a midsummer night's fling,
        And you'll see that it's time to call on.
 
Boy   : I wont do that!
    I wont do that!
 
Girl  : I know the territory - I've been around,
        It'll all turn to dust and accounts all fall down,
    And sooner or later you'll be screwing around.
 
Boy   : I wont do that!
    I wont do that!
 
Anything for love, I would hack anything for love,
I would hack anything for love,
But I wont do that, I wont do that.
 

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@SONG: Pride
 
One man hacks in the name of love,
One man hacks and go.
One hacks here to justify,
One man to overthrow,
In the name of love,
What more in the name of love.
 
One man cracks through an YP port,
One man through RPC.
One man hacks through the SMTP port.
One man with an ethersniffer.
In the name of love,
What more in the name of love.
 
Early morning, April 4.
A prompt flashes out in the Matrix sky.
In at last, You took it's root,
But they could not take your site.
In the name of love,
What more in the name of love.

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@SONG: Only a Lad
 
Johnny was bad, even as a child everybody could tell
Everyone said if you don't get straight
You'll surely go to hell
 
But Johnny didn't care
He was an hacker by the time that he was
Ten years old
He didn't wanna do what he was told
Just a prankster, juvenile gangster
 
His teachers didn't understand
They kicked him out of school
At a tender early age
Just because he didn't want to learn things
(Had other interests)
He liked to hack things
 
The school down the block
They had a sun that Johnny wanted oh so bad
So he hacked it the first chance he had
Then he wiped it's disks clean
And this is what they said
Only a lad
You really can't blame him
Only a lad
Society made him
Only a lad
He's our responsibility
Only a lad
He really couldn't help it
Only a lad
He didn't want to do it
Only a lad
He's underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused
 
His parents gave up they couldn't influence his attitude
Nobody could help
The little man had no gratitude
 
And when he hacked the .mil sites
Nobody dreamed that he would
Try to take it so far
He didn't mean to crash the whole milnet
Who had totally redo it all by hand
And all the hackers were his fans
 
Only a lad
He really couldn't help it
Only a lad
He didn't want to do it
Only a lad
He's underprivileged and abused
Perhaps a little bit confused
 
It's not his fault that he can't believe
It's not his fault that he can't behave
Society made him go astray
Perhaps if we're nice he'll go away
Perhaps he'll go away
He'll go away
 
(Repeat chorus)
 
Hey there Johnny you really don't fool me
You get away with murder
And you think it's funny
You don't give a damn if we live or if we die
Hey there Johnny boy
I hope you fry!
 

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-= Bonus Christmas Story =-

by: Dead Kat

Merry K-rad-miss!         
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Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the WAN, 
Not a creature was stirring, 
Not even a LAN.

The routers were tucked in, 
All snug for the night;
The VAXes were snoring...
No data in sight!

Then all of a sudden 
There arose such a clatter 
The midnight WAN manager
Arose to see what was the matter.

When what to his wondering 
Eyes should appear,
But a jolly Dead Kat 
Driving eight tiny reindeer!

On Public!  On Lightning!
On Karb0n!  On Panther!
On Remj!  On Darkstar!
On Nukester!  On Scanner!

Off of the rooftop,
down through the cable,
They were routed like magic
And landed on his table!

"Ho, ho!" he cried,
Quite the jolly old kat.
"I've come for your system,
which I'm planning to hack!"

By now the WAN manager
Was fully awake!
So he logged on as root
And told his hands not to shake.

He type in 'who'
And what did he behold?
But a system full of hackers
All happy and bold.

They were telneting,
Chatting, RZ'ing and more,
Cracking passwords with luck,
What hacker could ask for more?

The Network servers
Were thrilled to their core,
His VAX did a jig
Right there on the floor!

Then the jolly little kat  
Jumped back in his sleigh,
He picked up the reins
And his team pulled away.

As they sailed over the server
Not quite out of sight,
He called, "Merry K-rad-mess to all...       
And to all all a good night!"



