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                            Damned Fucking Shit 
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                                Issue #41 
                     Title: Dementia Praecox's Sig. 
                     Date: 9/15/94 
                     By: Dementia Praecox 
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                         Dementia Praecox's Sig. 
 
         .He who speaks freely with the goats roaming freely on the 
 planes of our existence, while the wildflowers sway steadily in the 
 breeze, and the insects dance, and the Aunt Jamima company pours gallons 
 more of the precious rescources contained on this planet down the 
 throats of its latest victims, and more and more of the macaroni and 
 cheese we need here is seent to support the Kurds enduring a separate 
 plight, and the gnomes that live in the walls keep building and building 
 on what is not there to build upon, and more and more books are written 
 in tribute to that guy that is the symbol for the Quaker company, and 
 Wilford rambles on and on, and Campbells soup is finally finding its way 
 down the Mighty Mississippi, to where the elk will stomp around in their 
 joyful bliss, so unaware of the threat posed to them by the nuns living 
 in the lakes around them, and more and more pigeons are named "Elmer", 
 while more and more people are named "Sparkle", and small pagan gods sit 
 alone with their cults, biding their time, and the bread gets dirtier, 
 and the great ogre sleeps the years away, just as he has for many 
 millenium, in a small crate on the ocean floor, and more and more words 
 that don't belong find their ways into dictionaries, such "Beat'eled", 
 and "Org'afunk", and the children cry for they do not quite realize 
 what has happened to the old days, when a man could beat you over the 
 head with a gigantic mushroom, call you "Oblong", and then, when he 
 finally did get thrown in prison, he would whine about why the dog was 
 so wet, when all they had done was a little softshoe, and spiders grow 
 another leg, only this one is for some reason made out of Swiss cheese, 
 and becomes gangrenous and falls off every six days, and the "Eggo" 
 company changes its name see "Day-glow", and starts making pancakes 
 instead of waffles, and the horde of ants comes, carries off your 
 grapes, eats your cottage cheese, and all you get in return is a handful 
 of dung and a kiss on the cheek, and it finally becomes known that 
 carpet is actually made people that have been given the death penalty in 
 a court of law, and the marshmallows of your past come to life in 
 frightening detail, descrbing the year of your life that you spent in 
 Hong Kong, under the assumed name of "Moe" and you sold contraband 
 poultry to the revolutionaires their, and the wheel of time keeps going 
 on and on along the path of evolution. 
 
         (aka dp) 
  
 
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