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                    Damned       Fucking        Shit 
                        Edited by Access Denied 
 
                              Issue #23 
                      Title: Hi, I Hate Access Denied 
                      Date: 1/23/94 
                      By: Terra Incognito 
 
[Editor's Note: Ok, here's something interesting.  This guy logged on as George 
 Steinbrenner and put this in his newuser feedback.  My comments are at the 
 end.  -AD] 
 
Obviously, I lied on my info-form.  So what.  I don't want access to you  
stinkin borad.  I don't give a fuck if you are so high and mighty, I"LL KILL  
YOU.  Maybe.  Yet, this give us a time to vent our anger and calm ourselves,  
as I continue to lothe you.  I will give you what you what, new DFSs' for your 
stupid little magaz.  I dare you to prove your worth by actually publishing  
ti... Of course, you could be to weak to do that... 
 
here is my submission: 
Greets from the uploader of DFS #15.  I decided to call myself Wanko, as 
I had no idea you would talk to each other... out of curiousity does this 
look familiar?  It should... as you were one of the people involved.  This 
isn't complete, but it shows what a high and mighty &*(@#!*$& you are.. 
LOOK at it and tell me that you aren't arrogant... If you have any guts,  
post this as the next DFS........ 
  
For now, I'll call myself: terra incognita 
  
Henceforth is the chat: 
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Sure.  All you have to do is log on as DFS and upload it there.  The password  
is JINGLE JINGLE 
  
Oh, why JINGLE JINGLE, like a phone ringing? 
  
No... read DFS #5. 
  
Oh yeah! The demented ice cream man! 
  
yes.  By Dementia Praecox 
  
Yup.  That was pretty cool also.  Do you right any other stuff, or is DFS all  
you wrote? 
  
I wrote one or two little text files a while back.. I forget about what.. but  
right now, anything undergroundish I put in DFS. 
  
Like, if I wrote an anarchy type story about , um, restaurants, it might go    
in? 
  
Sure.  I haven't rejected anything yet.  Unless it's like some sort of         
pervert story, I'll publish it. 
  
Cool, u/l under DFS jingle jingle.  Ok.  Um, you aren't going to validate me,  
  
are you? 
  
Nope.  My ratio of local users is too high as it is. 
  
How many do you have now? 
  
Users?  All together maybe 25... probably 10 from this area code. 
  
neat.  Well, i guess it was kinda stupid to try to fool you, when i couldn't   
even remember the zip code for ny... oh well. 
  
oh well.  It's better this way.  Now, you just look dumb right now, but had    
you actually been validated, I would have had to have been mad at you for a    
few days. 
  
so? anyway, maybe i can change names and stuff and try again.  I might even    
fool you, you never know! 
  
I doubt it.  I've started a thing where you have to have VERY good             
references, even if you are long distance.  Or be in a group that people have  
heard of so I can validate your existance. 
  
Oh, still.  What would you have done if you found out who i was after     
      
validation. 
  
I'm not at will to say. 
  
uh huh... were you on-line all the time, or did you walk in part way? 
  
right when you started the infoform. 
  
Oh, so you didn't notice that I couldn't spell chloroform.  Thats just as wel 
     
well.  Then I probably would have been disconnected right away. 
  
probably.. oh, and one other thing, if you try to look like you're from        
another ac, ahhhh.... don't call at 4:30 in the afternoon. 
  
Yeah, i know, but I was bored.  Those were pretty nifty legal warnings you     
posted.  Wow! I mean, technicly speaking, are you doing anything illegal bu    
distributing the text files? 
  
Nope.  Nothing at all illegal about this BBS.  No WaReZ, no k0dez, no XXX      
gifs, nothing.  Just informative text. 
  
Oh, but you have elite and console areas... 
  
Just message areas.  Those aren't illegal... 1st Amendmant 
  
Hehe, yeah, I guess you're right.  Still, I'm not sure why you dont let 414's  
on then!  Oh, I have to go now.  Bye! 
  
later 
  
[More Editor's Notes: Wow.. I feel so.. so.. so arrogant!  I have not locked 
out all locals.  In fact, at least half the users on Paradise Lost are local. 
The people I lock out are the people who don't know anything about the topics 
discussed on PL.  If I let every person on who wanted to be on, the board would 
be busy all the time and the quality users who want to get on would have 
problems.  This is also a view of a few months ago.  Maybe I was a little 
arrogant <aren't we all?  This guy seems pretty stuck-up if he won't even come 
into the open and say who he is.  And if he thinks I care if he insults DFS, 
he's wrong> but I've changed.  I don't even have a NUP any more and I've let a 
few more locals on.  I don't see anything bad about what I said in that chat. 
To tell the truth, he seemed like a total moron.  Well, maybe he'll die or 
something.  I really don't care.  But, hey, he challeneged me to publish this 
and it doesn't bother me at all, so here it is.  -AD] 
 
             Find DFS On These Fine Systems 
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| Paradise Lost - +1.414.476.3181                       | 
| Ti - (Private)                                        | 
| Realms of Decadence - +1.216.671.0078,,t66            | 
| Plan 9 Information Archives - +1.716.881.FONE (3663)  | 
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| AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS         | 
| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - pub/Zines/DFS         | 
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS.  The | 
| password is JINGLE JINGLE.                            | 
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