                                          
                              3         3 
                    3          3                 
                    3           ~A                 
                    3        3    3                     
                    3        3    3                        
                    3          3                  
                          3            
 
                    Damned       Fucking        Shit 
                        Edited by Access Denied 
 
                              Issue #4 
                      Title: Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00ds 
                             and Other stuff. 
                      Date: 10/1/93 
                      By: Access Denied 
 
 
          Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ D00ds and Other Stuff 
 
     If you're a /<rad WaReZ d00d, this textfile is all about you.  
Here is what a /<rad WaReZ d00d is: 
 
A /<rad WaReZ d00d will get EVERY WaReZ file he can get his GRUBBY 
little hands on.  He's a JERK.  He never actually USES any of the 
WaReZ he gets.  He gets them from some LD BBS and uploads them to 
another LD BBS.  And half the time he's not even a courier.  He 
just does it so he can get his ratio REALLY high so he can download 
more WaReZ.  Now, don't get me wrong, I don't think couriers are 
/<rad WaReZ d00ds.  They serve a purpose, the distribute stuff for 
groups and crap.  Like maybe a courier for DFS <laff>.  Or a 
courier for CRiMSON <a very good group or so I hear>.  These guys 
aren't couriers though.  And they spend a SHITLOAD of money on 
their LD calls because they don't know shit about phreaking or 
using k0dez or anything like that.  So they bitch about having huge 
fone bills like $400 dollars a month.  And they ask on way /<rad 
WaReZ and wanna-be H/P BBSs about "How can I get free LD calls but 
not have to worry about the feds busting down my door?"  They're SO 
FUCKING LAME.  I don't have anything against WaReZ.  I think it's 
a cewl idea.  Why go out and pay a few hundred dollars for some 
program or game when you can just get it for the price of a fone 
call?  It's the guys who just get the shit for the sake of getting 
it.  THEY SUCK.  Like some guy who's in 414 is really k00l.  He's 
the total image of a WaReZ d00d.  He gets the stuff and sends it 
somewhere else.  AND he only has a 40 MB hard drive.  ARGH!  What 
a WASTE of TIME!  <And he knows who he is if he's reading this!> 
 
Hmmm... that was fun... now I'll bash something else... how about: 
 
                   Wanna-be /<rad ANSi Groups 
 
Ok, a wanna-be ANSi group is a group the sucks.  And people know 
the suck and the people in the group know they suck and even the 
couriers know they suck.  They even fuck up in their NFO files and 
put people's names wrong and stuff.  And the programmers SUCK for 
them.  They can't even write a fucking loader. <Ok.. if you're from 
414, you can probably figure out what group I'm bashing.>  And 
lesse... well maybe one ANSi artist is good.  But the rest pretty 
much SUCK.  These types of groups only exist because there are 
people who think they can do ANSi but actually can't, and don't get 
the hint when some bigger group totally rejects them or something.  
They get the one good artist because he either feels sorry for them 
or just doesn't want to be in some huge group.  Blah.  They suck.  
If I wanna see shitty ANSi I'll go and draw some myself. 
 
Now for: 
 
                    Wanna-be H/P/A/Etc d00ds! 
 
This is the guy who thinks he knows shit because he read some 
magazine like Phrack #3 or something.  Not that Phrack is bad 
(shit, it's the best 'zine ever if you ask me!), but Phrack 3 is 
kinda old.  And because he found Phrack 3 on some little SW/PD BBS 
<obviously some idiot got on some halfway decent H/P BBS, d/ld 
Phrack because he thought it was some /<rad Shareware game (not 
that Shareware sucks or anything, most does, but some is WAY better 
than it's commercial equivalents) and he d/ld it.  Then he u/ld it 
to a PD/SW/FW BBS to get file points (WWIV BBS of course) so he 
could get another k00l SW game.  And the /<rad SysOp didn't catch 
the file in time or whatever> he thinks he's the biggest H/P GOD in 
the whole WORLD.  Sure.  Then they ask something like: I was just 
Blue Boxing off my data line and I couldn't figure out what to do.  
Can anyone help?  This is the kind of guy who DESERVES to be 
busted.  Anyway, this guy goes around telling all sorts of idiots 
how to make a blue box and get themselves busted.  Kewl.  Maybe 
this guy will die. 
 
And now: 
 
                            PC Board 
 
Face it, it sucks.  Some people tell me "Hey man!  It's the k00lest 
BBS software around!"  I HATE IT!!!!!  IT SUCKS IF YOU ASK ME.  How 
the HELL do you use the message areas?!?!?!  ARGH!  I HATE IT! 
 
Now I'll bash: 
 
               Pretty much any OTHER BBS software. 
 
Ok.  The best BBS software out is Renegade.  Cuz I run it.  It's 
obviously the best in security and all that other crap.  I HATE the 
user interface for ViSiON-X and ViSiON/2 and Oblivion/2 and all 
that other crap and Celebrity... oh, I mean Celerity <what kind of 
Shit name is THAT?>.  All those damn Forum hacks SUCK.  They all 
have a zillion bugs that no one says anything about.  And you can 
only run 3 BBSs with that software in the same area code.  HA HA.  
Right.  Like people don't use the millions of cracks out there for 
em all.  Renegade's the best.  And it's free to.  No 50 dollars for 
the first 2 BBSs and then 100 dollars for the third.  That's crap. 
 
Let's bash: 
 
                        RAP in All forms 
 
RAP SUCKS.  Here's rap: Fuck shit damn fuck shit nigger pussy I cum 
in your ass while I gun down 50 niggers in the muther fucking 
school.  I don't fuck men.  I fuck myself.  I fuck the police.  I 
fuck I fuck I fuck.  FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT PISS PISS PISS.  
You bitch I'm gonna shoot your mother fucking ass cuz you is werin' 
yo hat the wrong muther fucking way.  Shit fuck this damn bitch 
with my dick in her pussy.  IT'S TOTAL CRAP!  Don't these convicted 
felons have anything better to do with their lives than sit in 
front of a microphone and yells swears at the top of their lungs?  
I guess not.  They suck.  Rap should be illegal. 
 
How about: 
 
 
                     Computers made by Apple 
 
Face it.  If you're using a Mac to read this YOU CAN BLOW ME.  Macs 
SUCK!  THEY SUCK!!!  I HATE the interface!  I don't even have 
Windoze on my hard drive.  Why would I want to use a MAC?  GOD THEY 
SUCK.  First of all they're slow as all hell.  Second of all the 
keyboard sucks.  It's to damn small and looks ugly.  And the mouse 
only has ONE button!!!!!  STUPID!  And on the pull down menus you 
have to always keep pressing on the button.  You can't just click 
on the menu bar!  It SUCKS!  And they cost 1000 dollars more than 
an MS-DOS machine that is twice as fast.  Enough said, Apple and 
anything made by Apple sucks. 
 
And: 
 
                       Religious Fanatics 
 
Shit.  I'm not even going to say anything.  THEY SUCK.  I hope they 
all die.  Religion is the downfall of society.  If I decided to 
bash religion, this textfile would be about 15 megs in length. 
 
Well... I can't think of anything else to bash so I'll leave it at 
that.  There's probably a lot more and if I can find more crap to 
bash I'll make another bash file.  If I insulted anybody, anything 
or any group, GOOD!  You deserve to get bashed you stupid fucks. 
This file written totally by Access Denied.  Greets to Incarnate, 
Dementia Praecox, CRiMSON, MTS, and anyone else I know and don't 
hate (about 7 other people) and any group that those people are in 
that still actually exists.  Watch for the next DFS issue coming 
soon.  But don't ask me when. 
 
 
             Distribution Sites:                      
        If you're on the BBSs you know it.            
           Fuck you if you're not.                    
 
 
