      
           Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1         
         Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993.                 
            PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! 
         For help and actual info, look elsewhere.            

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۰    "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and"          
۰     "my llama."                               -The Bee-Gee's        
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      Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the    
   fun.                                                               
                                                                      
   Digital Saint #1 @2506                                             
   Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993                                           
        ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not           
   attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling     
   lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out.  
   Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been        
   released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have       
   explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants!    
   Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could     
   have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was      
   mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over     
   the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this        
   IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU     
   are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange    
   Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground...        
                                                                      
                                                     digital saint    
                                                                      
      ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out   
   of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they  
   stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote    
   that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not   
   granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did 
   I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your      
   choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, 
   why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in    
   rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the  
   world.                                                             
                                                                      
   46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation...                       
   Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506                                       
   Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993                                     
                                                                      
   RE: oh how ridiculous                                              
   BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506                              
                                                                      
        Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to      
   get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and      
   truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by            
   Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him  off     
   like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really       
   and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs.            
                                                                      
                                                   digital saint      
                                                                      
      Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER      
   actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers...                           
                                                                      
  Why PUD is the greatest.                                           
                                                                      						   
      Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have 
   you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course 
   this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist    
   but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other 
   really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to     
   another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no   
   not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention 
   because I said so?                                                 
                                                                      
  The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary.                             
                                                                      
   By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR                                       
                                                                      
      Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell     
   that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I     
   understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement 
   my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this  
   article better for all.                                            
      The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not 
   not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning  
   on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are 
   going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself     
   have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know   
   it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers.    
      The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or 
   two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the 
   store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your 
   weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing    
   time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP  
   feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at      
   least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep   
   it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store.   
   If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer 
   ya lameR?                                                          
      The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep-   
   ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some   
   serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that  
   they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and   
   uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer.   
   Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough.         
                                                                      
  Divinity.                                                          
                                                                      
      No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible   
   talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine.    
   Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike   
   for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's   
   right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No.   
   For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the   
   best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all    
   times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple.    
                                                                      
  Editorial.                                                         
                                                                      
      "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it.   
                                                                 
                                                                   
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      Have you hugged yourself today?                                 
                                                                      
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