      
           Issue Number 12, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1         
         Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993.                 
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۰    "In and around the lake. Lamer's are a dyin'."                 
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  Purpose.                                                           
                                                                      
      Yet again I have wondered what my purpose is. It I do not know. 
   And to tell you the truth I could really care less. But I know     
   what I was not created by a union of dna for. Pleasing others. I   
   don't mean being nice, or congenial. I mean people who live thier  
   lives with but one goal, to please everyone else, to be just like  
   everyone else, to have no self determination. I have often thought 
   of what must drive someone to such a murky view of themselves. To  
   tell you the truth I can think of none. Why? Why does someone want 
   to be like someone else? To gain thier fake loyalty and friend-    
   ship? Think of it this way, if you are just like them and they     
   like you, they aren't seeing you, they are merely looking in a sad 
   attempt at a mirror. Is that what you want? To conform. To give in 
   to this useless echlon of humanity known as peer pressure? If so   
   then please stop reading this now. We have no use for the single   
   minded or closed individuals here.                                 
      If you are still reading, which I am sure you are regardless    
   then I would personally like to thank you. Thanks? From me? Yes.   
   Contrary to popular belief I am not the biggest jerk or asshole to 
   ever live, NO COURiER is years ahead of me. But why do you act so  
   mean? It's not mean it's called different. Try it sometimes, be    
   yourself for once, it's fun, believe it or not.                    
                                                                      
  Why CyberPunks Suck. Part 2.                                       
                                                                      
      I am so sick of fake ass CyberCunts that I guess I have to      
   compose a little piece telling you exactly what is wrong with the  
   whole cyberpunk scene. Cyberspace, different, strange and fresh.   
   Not if these bastard have thier way. They are actually practicing  
   a crude and malovent form of Discrimination. Unless you dress,     
   piss, and do what they do, they shun you. They believe that they   
   are the greatest people to ever use a computer. Too bad for them.  
   They suck. To put it midly, I would rather get raped by a run-away 
   deliquent spotted southern cow than be refered to as a god-damn    
   'cyberpunk'. They are polluting cyberspace and they deserve to die 
   for it.                                                            
                                                                      
  Doing time.                                                        
                                                                      
      Time? School? Waste? Same things. If you are one of the few     
   indiviuals who like school please reply. I can not believe the     
   view taken by our backwards elders. School as we know it, is a     
   farce. It is outdated and wastefull. You quit learning in the 9th  
   grade maybe earlier maybe later depending on you. But what can be  
   done to improve it? Sadly, I personally think it is to late.       
                                                                      
  WZYP.                                                              
                                                                      
      I hate them. If I had a bomb, I would kill them. And yes you    
   guessed it, I would enjoy it greatly. I would dance naked in the   
   street at my joy. I would be happy, content and well, just plain   
   joyous. Ahh to dream...                                            
                                                                      
  LaMeR PaTrOl.                                                      
                                                                      
      They abound everywhere. But how do you get rid of them? How?    
   Well it's not easy. But the best way, not only gets rid of them    
   but shatters thier self-confidence as well. You treat them like    
   gods, like friends. You answer thier beck and call, just be as     
   nice as you possibly can to them. And then stab them in the back.  
   Make sure they know it. Laugh at them. Enjoy it.                   
                                                                      
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   Baphomet the Limbo King   WWIVNET 2506@14                          
   NO COURiER                WWIVNET 2506@36                          
                                                                      
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 End of PUD 1:11, "...in and out the valley..."                       

