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                          Presents 
                                             
              "101 Things That You Can Excrete" 
             3               by                3 
                        Guido Sanchez  
                                             
                                                                 
This is a list of things, 101 to be exact, that a person can excrete. This 
is NOT a unisex list, sorry you people with the Men's [Bowel] Movement and 
Women's Lib[rary for Dirty Jokes], but today, I'm just not my politically 
correct self. This includes liquids, solids, gasses, and plasmas. Virtually 
ANYTHING that can come out of your body. Enjoy! Alphabetized for your ultra- 
convenience. Ok, so I'm a bit redundant. But it's educational! I never knew 
there were so many ways to say "shit". 
 
-Abcisic Acid    <hormone that causes leaves to leave plant> 
-Adrenaline      <Body's natural speed> 
-Appendix        <Something you don't need, but highly covet> 
-Athlete's Foot  <Fungus on foot, is armed and dangerous> 
-Bad Vibes       <Dude, you're like, crowding my aura> 
-Barf            <Regurgitation> 
-Bile            <In the liver and gall bladder, emulsifies fat> 
-Blackhead       <An ethno-centric pimple> 
-Blister         <Something you pop and eat> 
-Blood           <The lifeforce> 
-Body Odor       <Smells Bad> 
-Boogers         <Snot> 
-Burp            <Oral gas> 
-Callous         <Rough skin spot> 
-Carbon Dioxide  <What you exhale.. hopefully> 
-Cock Snot       <Semen> 
-Come            <Semen> 
-Crap            <Shit> 
-Cum             <Semen> 
-Cuticle         <When you miss your fingernail by accident> 
-Dandruff        <In hair, flakes> 
-Defecation      <Shit> 
-Digestive Enzymes <in the stomach> 
-Earwax          <Tasty Q-Tip Toppings> 
-Dung            <Excrement> 
-Elixir     <hermeaphrodites only. Elixir is a mix of male and female 'juices'> 
-Enzymes         <Things that break apart other things> 
-Estrogen        <Female hormone> 
-Excrement       <Anal Solid WastE> 
-Fart            <Anal Gas> 
-Fingernails     <Dead cells, recycled through the mouth> 
-Flatus          <A Fart> 
-Frontal Cranial Lobe    <They're coming to take me away, ha ha!> 
-Fungus          <Something growing in you> 
-Gall Stone      <Thing you pass> 
-Gas             <Thing you pass> 
-Gastric Juice   <The stuff used to marinate Camel Goulash> 
-Glucagon        <Sugar> 
-Goiter Fluid    <Drainable, isn't it> 
-Hair            <Dead cells, excreted> 
-Hairball        <what? you want I should discriminate against cats?> 
-Hormones        <What you hear inside a brothel> 
-Insulin         <Sugar thingie.. Diabetes!> 
-Jock Itch       <What every baseball player has> 
-Love            <Is similar to death, and is expended like so much urine> 
-Lymph           <The tasty part of an armpit> 
-Marrow          <A darn good steak topping> 
-Menstrual Flow  <Every month, unused eggs are flushed from the system> 
-Milk            <From a female mammal's breast after birth> 
-Miscarriage     <When a female has menstruation.. but the egg is fertilized> 
-Molting         <What is left after you shed your outer shell <the waste>> 
-Mucous          <Thick all-purpose secretion> 
-Nasal Residue   <Snot> 
-Nostril Hair    <The stuff your aging father has clumps of, it DOES shed> 
-Odor            <Sniff, sniff, uggh> 
-Pee             <Yes, urine> 
-Pimples         <The come off easily enough> 
-Piss            <Urine> 
-Pheremones      <Scents given off by things.. stimulating ones at that> 
-Phlegm          <The hawk of the hawk-ptooie> 
-Platelet        <Thing in blood that makes the blood clot to form a scab!> 
-Plaque          <on the teeth! Gingivitis! wow!> 
-Pollen          <hey, I've got some plants for friends> 
-PreCome         <I've read my adult tfiles.. I know what goes on!> 
-Progesterone    <Female hormone that initiates ovulation> 
-Pubic Hair      <Hair that comes out sometimes, in the genitalia, face, etc> 
-Puke            <Regurgitation> 
-Puss            <Urine> 
-Regurgitation   <Yes, the stuff you expell from your throat when you puke> 
-Saliva          <Spit!> 
-Salivary Amylase<Spit!> 
-Salt            <Excreted through sweat, blood, tears, and urine> 
-Scab            <Hardened blood covering skin breeches> 
-Seed            <Either semen, or the floral term> 
-Semen           <Male reproductive fluids> 
-Shit            <Solid excrement through the anus> 
-Skin Cells      <just little flaky things> 
-Snot            <from the nose, sometimes the mouth> 
-Sodium Bicarbonate <in the pancreas, neutralizes gastric acids> 
-Solid Waste     <Shit> 
-Spit            <The bubbly stuff you expell from your mouth or swallow> 
-Spore           <For those of you who are or house Fungi> 
-Sugar           <Excreted in Urine and Sweat> 
-Sunburned Skin  <Flakes away!> 
-Sweat           <You know, when you get hot, that OTHER sticky stuff> 
-Tapeworm        <hey! you excrete it ... eventually>   
-Tear            <A pure symbol of emotion, through the eye, my favorite> 
-Testosterone    <Male sex hormone, in the testes> 
-That Shit That Collects In Your Eyes When You Sleep    <????> 
-THG             <see Goiter Fluid> 
-Toenails        <generally, these just get recycled into your mouth..> 
-Tonsil          <lymph node that is removed> 
-Urea            <Urine before water is added> 
-Urine           <Liquid excretion, through the urethra> 
-Vaginal Juices  <wierd things, used for lubrication during intercourse> 
-Voice Box       <ask Chessman how this can be ... excreted> 
-Vomittus        <the love of my life corrected me one day.. it's not VOMIT> 
-Water           <Essentially, every fluid is water and something else> 
-Yeast           <Why do you think we have gynelotrimin?> 
-Zit             <Pimple> 
-Zygote          <Pre-Birth Child... abortions are excretions too!> 
 
EXTRA TREAT!: See how many of the above are not only nouns, but OTHER parts 
              of speech as well <verb, adjective, conjunction>! Impress your 
              teacher! 
 
Well, off to have my milk and cookies! 
 
I ALMOST stopped at 69, because I couldn't think of any more off hand. Thank 
whoever for biology textbooks from 1964, eh? So there ARE 101, count em yer- 
self. I already alphabetized and described them, and am not about to fucking  
number them too. 
 
Have we missed any?? If so, please contact me on Nun-Beaters Anonymous. Talk 
about a gimmick for a board.. "Call Today and Mention a Bodily Excretion for 
50 File Points!" 
 
        "Piece and Love, all!"            
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