                        =&=&=NAPALM MADE EASY=&=&=
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                          TYPED AND UPLOADED BY:

                 ------------=>SIR KNIGHT<=-------------

     NAPALM IS IN ITSELF A VERY SIMPLE SUBSTANCE...IT CAN BE USED FOR MANY
THINGS...(I.E. GETTING BACK AT YOUR NEIGHBOR!!) HERE'S WHAT'CHA NEED:

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GASOLINE
JOY OR PALMOLIVE (I PREFER JOY)
A COKE CAN WITH A SAWED-OFF TOP
AMMONIA PELLETS
A DRILL
SOME BENDABLE WIRE
A NAIL
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        FIRST, MAKE A MIXTURE OF 1/2 JOY,AND 1/2 GASOLINE.. TAKE THE COKE
CAN, AND FILL IT HALF FULL WITH THIS WONDERFUL MIXTURE... IT SHOULD LOOK
LIKE THIS:

          -^-^-^-^-^-^-^-
          !             !
          !             ! <-COKE CAN
          !             !
          !=============!
          !=============!
          !=============! <-MIXTURE
          !=============!
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     NOW, TAKE THE DRILL (OR SOME SHARP OBJECT) AND PUT A HOLE THROUGH THE AMM-
ONIA PELLET BIG ENOUGH FOR THE NAIL.. PUT THE NAIL THROUGH THE PELLET (WHICH
I MIGHT ADD CAN BE PICKED UP AT ANY FARM SUPPLY STORE) AND WIRE THAT TO THE
TOP OF THE CAN SO THE NAIL CAN BE SLIPPED OUT EASILY, ALLOWING THE PELLET TO
DROP...WARNING:DO NOT LET THAT PELLET FALL INTO THE MIXTURE, AS YOUR WIFE
WILL SOON BECOME A WIDOW