_ | \ | \ | | \ __ | |\ \ __ _____________ _/_/ | | \ \ _/_/ _____________ | ___________ _/_/ | | \ \ _/_/ ___________ | | | _/_/_____ | | > > _/_/_____ | | | | /________/ | | / / /________/ | | | | | | / / | | | | | |/ / | | | | | | / | | | | | / | | | | |_/ | | | | | | | | c o m m u n i c a t i o n s | | | |________________________________________________________________| | |____________________________________________________________________| ...presents... My Circumcision by Franken Gibe >>> a cDc publication.......1991 <<< -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- _____________________________________________________________________________ _ I had foreskin. About three yards of the stuff. It used to hang outta the bottom of my pants leg. Sometimes I'd use it to tie my sneaker when the laces broke. You know I did this. It was publicized in several important periodicals under the heading of "Farm Machinery Innovations." I knew the foreskin wasn't mine. I saw pictures of myself as a child without six feet of flabby flesh shoved in my right front pocket. My parents were in on my subsequent acquisition of foreskin. It was rubbery, not like skin. More like a petroleum product. I now know it was an experiment initiated by extraterrestrial genital engineers. I now know they hoped to establish a race of Exaggerated Foreskin Creatures... EFC's. I now know that they hope the EFC's would form a pool of slave labor. Later, the foreskins would be removed and used by several collaborating automotive conglomerates in Japan as a Wonder Material for auto upholstery. When I enlisted the services of a Renegade gynecologist to remove the foreskin, I noticed that Dan Rather and Peter Jennings BOTH evidenced signs of nervousness in their nightly broadcasts. Dan stumbled over the word "fuselage" twice, and Peter picked at a scab on his lower calf. The latter was revealed to me in a letter sent by A Friend. The doctor used laser technology (acquired from a crashed ET space vehicle) to cut off the foreskin. It measured 9ft, 4in. when stretched. I had the foreskin tanned and stuffed, and now use it in food processing. _ _ _________________ ___________________________________________________ /((___))\|Demon Roach Undrgrnd.806/794-4362|Kingdom of Shit.......806/794-1842| [ x x ] |NIHILISM.............517/546-0585|Paisley Pasture.......916/673-8412| \ / |Polka AE {PW:KILL}...806/794-4362|Ripco.................312/528-5020| (' ') |Tequila Willy's GSC..209/526-3194|The Works.............617/861-8976| (U) |====================================================================| .ooM |Copr. 1991 cDc communications by Franken Gibe 08/31/91-#189| \_______/|All Rights Pissed Away. FIVE YEARS of cDc|