_______________________________________________________________________________ _ _ _ _ ((___)) ((___)) [ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ] \ / presents... \ / (` ') (` ') (U) (U) "The Camping Trip" by Franken Gibe >>> A CULT Publication......1988 <<< -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc- _______________________________________________________________________________ Larry: "I've heard there's been a lot of castration an' stuff in this trailer park. So make sure you button up your fly, kid." Sidney: "Don't worry. My cock is steel-belted. Nothin' short of a chain saw's gonna even scratch that mamma." Pam: "Titter. Ohhh, Sid! You card!" Larry: "Well, Sidney, I've warned you. Nick Cave would likely stand by me in my solicitude for my fellow man's genitalia." Sidney and Pam [in unison, snidely]: "Oh, Larry. Bite the Big One." Larry: "Brr-ahem. Fine." ... Later that evening ... Rrrooom---rrrrroooom----rrrrmmmoooooommmmm-----whiiiiizzzzzz z--SNAP! Sidney: "Ouch! Oh dear. I've been emasculated." Larry: "Only radial tires are steel-belted, Sid. Certainly, God never thought to fortify the male penis." Pam: "Ooooo, Poor Little Siddy. Shall I kiss your boo-boo?" Sidney: "I believe my boo-boo was jus' snatched up by a young, rather scruffy squirrel." Pam: "Perhaps it was Mary?" [General laughter, including ruefully playful gasps of agony from the dickless Sidney] Larry: "Gafaw, gafaw! What a riot you are, Pamela. Let me thrust my love muscle into your feline orifice. What say?" Pam: "Well, I'm sure Sid wouldn't object. He hasn't a weenie." Sidney: [grinning] "At least I'll save money on The Operation." And so the camping trip ended in success. Pam went on to be a prostitute in New York, and was strangled by a deranged bisexual midget. Larry became a priest and died soon after of MYSTERIOUS anal lesions. Sid is now Sidella, and resides in New Haven. (S)he enjoys knitting and cats. _______________________________________________________________________________ Behavior Modification.....806/793-9462||The Dead Zone.............214/522-5321 Demon Roach Underground...806/794-4362||Dragonfire Private........609/424-2606 Question Authority........715/341-6516||TacoLand..................915/532-3226 Tequila Willy's...........209/526-3194||The Metal AE..............201/879-6668 =============================================================================== (c)1988 cDc communications by Franken Gibe 9/5/88-74 All Rights Worth Shit