Originial advisory released Feb 2 '96 to select building hackers -
Re-released Jan 14th 97 to the general public.
LLL 00000000 PPPPPPPP HHH HHH TTTTTTTTTTTT
LLL 00 000 PPP PP HHH HHH TTT
LLL 000 0 000 PPP PPP HHH HHH TTT
LLL 000 0 000 PPP PPP HHHHHHHHHHH TTT
LLL 000 0 000 PPPPPPPP HHH HHH TTT
LLLLLLL 0000 000 PPP HHH HHH TTT
LLLLLLLL 00000000 PPP HHH HHH TTT
Who says we don't have a sense of humor!
Inspired by the lack of truly K-RAD G-Philes floating around out on the net, following in the style of such greats as the Stoner's Hymnal and the Countlegger files. We'd mention the influence of greats such as cDc but that should go without saying! L0pht Heavy Industries presents:
How to scam coffee from FILTER FRESH coffee vending machines. [trust us about this fun one as next week the potato-head hits the proverbial fan with a couple of big companies - besides we needed the caffeine to take on the upcoming giants]
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Before you go on, re-read that last paragraph - paying special
attention to the second half!!!
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-------------------------------------- | ....... | | ******* | | FILTER FRESH ##### | | &&& | | Coffee Excellence ! | | | --------------------------------------Beware! There are two main different models of these. One exhibits the 'flaw' while the other doesn't. Both have LED/LCD displays in the upper left corner that spout the following message in stand-by mode. Right next to it is a button labeled 'Start'.
------------------- ------- | For this choice | | | | Insert $.55 | | Start | ------------------- -------Or some similarly outlandish price for a cup of coffee. Remember, above all else, coffee wants to be free!
Both models also have the standard selection of 'cell-membrane' style
buttons to the right of the logo and under the LED/LCD.
-----------
| cup size | Coffee Hot Water
| ------- | ------------------------------------ --------------
| | / | | -------- -------- -------- -------
| |/ sml | | | / | | / | | / | | / |
| | | | |/ | |/ | |/ | |/ |
| ------- | | Coffee | | Decaf | | 50/50 | | Water |
| ------- | -------- -------- -------- -------
| | / | | -------- -------- -------- -------
| |/ lrg | | | / | | / | | / | | / |
| | | | |/ | |/ | |/ | |/ |
| ------- | | Mild | | Medium | | Strong | | Carafe|
----------- -------- -------- -------- -------
--------- ---------
| / | | / |
|/ Hot | |/ Mocha |
|Chocolate| | Java |
--------- ---------
One model will have the buttons 'Hot Chocolate' and 'Mocha Java' while
the other model does not. This scam has worked on most of the machines
that *do* have the extra buttons (at least that I've come across). NOTE:
sometimes the pad connectors are still there but the pads are not. On
the machines that normally do not have these extra buttons you will only
see one hole for a led. On machines that would normally have these buttons
you will find holes for two led's.
------------------ | Press 'carafe' | | for each cup | ------------------
Month X = 30 days Weeks in month ~4 Work days in month 20. Cups of shitty coffe consumed per day = 4 Normal price = 20 X 4 X .55 = $40 New Improved price = 20 X 4 X .25 = $20
Hey, that's a case of the _good_ beer you just saved for! Maybe that will help you to forget you work in such a sweat house!
[note to our friends at Filter Fresh Co.: Don't buy us! We aren't very thrilled with your coffee. We also do _not_ want you to send us scantilly clad women as we don't think you would do a much better job choosing them. We will not continue to drive you insane by picking apart your coffee kiosks and posting the exploits publicly to the world. You can send money if you feel like it. It will be used to help switch various l0pht members over to decaf corinthian coffee. Actually, that last line is a lie as all we drink is beer and Coca-Cola... ahhh we give up, Scriptors of Coffee we ain't. This one goes out to the SOD guys: come back from vacation! We can't stand the boring nothingness that each day brings without your p1mpin sk1llz.]
The guys and gals (hi Meg!) at L0pht Heavy Industries.
MOTD: "Careful now. Ya'll might tip over da trailer!" - Raven