/mac/sound/sounds/00index.txt
 
This list is intended to include all and only the files within this
directory.  You may find that some of the paths listed here do not
point to this directory.  That is ok; the physical paths are given here
but there may be a link in another location.
 
If you find any problems or you wish to add to or change the
descriptions given here, please do not hesitate to write
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SIZE      DATE
(KBYTES)  ARCHIVED  COMPRESSION FORMAT(S)
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/mac/sound/sounds/99bottles.cpt.hqx
 237      7/1/91    BinHex4.0,Compact1.34
 
   Set this as your startup application and annoy your co-workers
   batty.  It SINGS that favorite road trip party song.."99 bottles
   of beer".. and counts down.  You can start at 99 by default, or
   set it up to a quadrillion.  Put it on your portable Mac and take
   it with you on trips.
 
/mac/sound/sounds/bellchoir.cpt.hqx
  54      8/8/92    BinHex4.0,Compact1.34
 
   One Macintosh is a "conductor", the other Macs on the network
   are the "chorus members".  Together, they all play music.
   Uses AppleEvents and new Sound Manager calls, so System 7 is
   required.  Includes Think C source.
 
/mac/sound/sounds/clinton1.1.cpt.hqx
 225      5/8/93    BinHex4.0,Compact1.34
 
   Written by someone from George Bush's alma matter, this application
   can be placed in the StartUp Items folder to declare at bootup:
   "Day XXX" (of the Clinton administration) "America Held Hostage!"
 
/mac/sound/sounds/conanthelibrarian.cpt.hqx
 230      8/8/92    BinHex4.0,Compact1.34
 
   This virtual librarian monitors the sound level of your
   Macintosh microphone and as the noise level goes up, the
   librarian tells you to shush up louder....
 
/mac/sound/sounds/oldsimplebeep.hqx
  10     8/14/93    BinHex4.0
 
   Since the new Sound Manager correctly outputs square waves, the
   simple beep has changed. This is a sampled sound of the old
   simple beep for those who want the new Sound Manager but like the
   old beep better.
 
/mac/sound/sounds/om.sit.hqx
 196      1/2/93    BinHex4.0,StuffIt3.07
 
   Play a recording of the mantra "Om" in the background continuously
   until you quit the application.
 
/mac/sound/sounds/rapmaster1.01.sit.hqx
 784      7/12/93   BinHex4.0,StuffIt3.07
 
   You can rap just like the pros do (only you have a cooler
   computer).  Scratch a Perry Como record with your mouse through
   six different styles of beats on  the "beatbox" and "bass"lines...
   effects included do chriping, hit, bells and claps.  You can even
   record your raps via your microphone!  Requires System 6.0.7.
 
/mac/sound/sounds/simbush1.2.cpt.hqx
 558      9/5/92    BinHex4.0,Compact1.34
 
   A program which simulates a typical politicians (and maybe your
   local University dean or president) "grey speak", using
   President Bush's voice.  Requires System 6.0.7 or later.
 
/mac/sound/sounds/simjesse1.0.cpt.hqx
1455     5/21/93    BinHex4.0,Compact1.34
 
   An electronic tribute to Jesse Jackson.  Requires System 6.0.7
   or later and 1300kb of application memory.
 
/mac/sound/sounds/simpiglet1.1.cpt.hqx
  86     7/23/92    BinHex4.0,Compact1.34
 
   A virtual pig that makes noise depending on it's mood,
   which you can change easily.
 
/mac/sound/sounds/simscandal1.0.cpt.hqx
 301    12/14/92    BinHex4.0,Compact1.34
 
   "Based on actual recordings of a secret erotic liason between
   President George Bush and an unknown female who is obviously not his
   wife.... you will note that the President's level of vocal
   participation is directly proportional to his illicit partner's
   level of arousal."  Requires System 6.0.7 or later.