
Joe shakes his head and responds "No, my name is David Smith."

It's obvious that the military guy had also drinking last night as he 
accepted Joe's answer and walked back the way he come, without even 
checking for any ID.

Looking around, every shop was closed. However, several TVs on switch 
on in a electronics store. Joe's face fills the screen. "Latest news 
just in!" reports the TV.

"Joe Connor, a seemingly ordinary person with no previous criminal 
record today, in the midst of celebrating the new year, committed 
treason by attempting to assassinate Prince Henry. The military 
police have been dispatched to 'bring down' this criminal - whatever 
the costs.

Will Gates comments on this outrage:"

"I will personally assist in whatever way I can to bring down this 
traitor to the crown!".

Now Joe definately knew something was wrong in the world.

##T11
