[0] = ZIY4ROW
[10 ] = TEH4N
[10TH] = TEH4NTH
[1200] = TWEH2LV /HAHNDREHD
[128] = WAH3NTWEHNTIYEY3T
[1ST] = FER4ST
[1] = WAH4N
[2ND] = SEH4KUND
[2] = TUW4
[300] = THRIY5 /HAHNDREHD
[3RD] = THER4D
[3] = THRIY4
[49ERS] = FOHR TIY NAY4N ERZ
[49] = FOH2RTIY NAY5N
[4] = FOH4R
[512] = FAY4V  TWEH3LV
[5TH] = FIH4FTH
[5] = FAY4V
[68000] = SIH4KSTIY  EY4T  THAW5ZEHND
[68] = SIH4KSTIY  EY4T
[6] = SIH4KS
[7] = SEH4VUN
[8TH] = EY4TH
[8] = EY4T
[9] = NAY4N
[AHHH] = AA AA AA
[AHH] = AA AA AA
[AH] = AA AA AA
[ALF] = AE2
[AMIGA] = AHMIY5GAH
[ANGER] = AE4NGER
[APARTHEID] = AHPAA4RTAYD
[APPLE] = AE3PUL
[ASCII] = AE5SKIY
[ASSHOLE] = AE5S/HOW1L
[ATARI] = AHTAA4RIY
[ATOMIC] = AHTAA4MIHK
[ATOM] = AE2
[ATTORNEY] = AHTER5NIY1
[AZTEC] = AE5ZTEH1K
[A] = eyiy
[BAUD] = BAA2D
[BE] = BIY
[BLOWJOB] = TEHLIHVIHZHAXN
[BOZO] = BOW4ZOW1
[BRB] = BIY RAYT BAEK
[BTW] = BIY DHAX WEY
[BYE] = BAYIY
[B] = biy
[CALIFORNIA] = KAELIHFOH2RNYAH
[CA] = KAELIHFOH2RNYAH
[CHANNEL] = CHAE2NAHL
[CHI] = CHIY3
[CIS] = SIY AY EHS
[COMMODORE] = KAA4MAXDOHR
[COMPILER] = KAH1MPAY2LER
[COMPUSERVE] = KAA5MPYUWSER3V
[COMPUTER] = KAAMPYUW2TER
[CONFERENCE] = KAA5NFREH1NS
[CONFERENCING] = KAA5NFREH1NSIYN
[CONFIGURATION] = KAXNFIH1GYUHREY5SHUN
[CONF] = KAANFEREHNS
[CONOVER] = KAA5NOWVER
[CO] = SIY OW1
[C] = siy
[DAVID] = DEY4VIHD
[DA] = DIY EY
[DEATH] = DEH5TH
[DEVELOPER] = DIX1VEH5LAHPER
[DIAL] = DAY1UL
[DOMAIN] = DOW1MEY4N
[DOUG] = DAHG
[DR.] = DAA4KTER
[D] = diy
[E] = iyiy
[FINISH] = FIH1NIH1SH
[FIXED] = FIH5KST
[FUCKER] = BIYPER
[FUCK] = BIYP
[FYI] = FOHRX YOHRX IHNFOHMEYSHAXN
[F] = ehff
[G] = jiy
[HE] = /HIY
[HI] = /HAY
[HMMMMMM] = /HAXMMMMM
[HMMMMM] = /HAXMMMMM
[HMMMM] = /HAXMMMMM
[HMMM] =/HAXMMMMM
[HMM] = /HAXMMMMM
[HM] = /HAXMMMMM
[HYPERDRIVE] =/HAY4PERDRAY1V
[H] = /heytch
[I] = ayiy
[I] = AYIY
[J] = jey
[K] = key
[L] = ehll
[MACINTALK] =MAE5KINTAO1
[MACINTOSH] =MAE5KINTAA1
[MANX] =MAEAYNKS
[MATTHEW] =MAETHYUW
[MAUG] =MAO4G
[MEANT] =MEH5NT
[MELINDA] =MAHLIH5NDAH
[MENUS] =MEH3NYUWS
[MENU] =MEH3NYUW
[ME] = MIY
[MFS] =MAEKIHNTAASH FAYL SIHSTAXM
[MICHAEL] =MAY4KAXL
[MIDI] =MIYDIY
[MINI] =MIH1NIY
[MINUTE] =MIH2NIH1T
[MINUTE] =MIH3NIH1T
[MODEM] =MOW3DAHM
[MODEM] =MOW3DEH1M
[MOTHERFUCKER] =MAAMAXBIYPER
[MOUSE] =MAWS
[MSGS] = MEH4SEHJEHZ
[MSG] = MEH4SEHJ
[M] = ehm
[N] = ehn
[OF] = AHVV
[OK] = OWKEY
[O] = ohoh
[PC] = PIY SIY
[P] = piy
[Q] = kyuw
[READY] = REH5DIY
[READ] = RIY4D
[RECIPE] = REH4SIH1PIY
[REDIT] = AO3RXEHDIHT
[REGULAR] = REH4GYUW1LER
[RESEDIT] = RIY3SOHRS EH2DIHTER
[RESOURCES] = RIY2SOHRSEHZ
[RESOURCE] = RIY2SOHRS
[ROGER] = RAA5JER
[ROUTINES] = RUW1TIY2N Z
[ROUTINE] = RUW1TIY2N
[RSN] = RIYLX SUWN NAW
[R] = ahr
[SEARCH] = SER5CH
[SHAPIRO] = SHAHPIH3ROW
[SHHHHH] = SHSHSHSHSH
[SHHHH] = SHSHSHSHSH
[SHHH] = SHSHSHSHSH
[SHH] = SHSHSHSHSH
[SHIT] = BIYP
[SH] = SHSHSHSHSH
[SNL] = SAETERDEY NAYT LAYV
[SOUHICHI] = SUW1IY5CHIY
[STEINBERG] = STAY4NBERG
[SUSHI] = SUW5SHIY
[SYNTHESIZER] = SIH4NTHEHSAY2ZER
[SYSOPS] = SIHSAA1PS
[SYSOP] = SIHSAA1P
[S] = ehs
[THOMAS] = TAA1MAES
[THREAD] = THREH4D
[TYMNET] = TAY4MNEH1T
[T] = tiy
[USA] = YUW5EHSEY2
[U] = yuw
[VCO] = VIY SIY OWOW
[VIEW] = VYUW5
[VIOLENCE] = VAY3OWLEHNS
[VISUAL] = VIH2ZHUWUL
[VMCO] = VIY5 EHM  SIY2 OW
[VOCABULARY] = VOHKAE4BYULEHRIY
[VOCAL] = VOW2KAHL
[V] = viy
[WE] = WIY
[WHOAH...] = WOW.
[WHOAH] = WOW
[WHOAH] = WOW.
[WINDOW] = WIH5NDOW2
[WIZARD] = WIH4ZERD
[WOW] = WAW4
[W] = duhbuhlqxyuw
[XMAS] = KRIHSMAXS
[X] = ehks
[Y] = way
[Z] = ziy
[{!] = STAAP IHT
[{$] = KAA5MPYUWSERV.
[{0] = LLLRRRYYYLLLRRRYYYLLLRRRYYYLLLRRRYYYLLLRRRYYY
[{1] = MMMNNNWWWMMMNNNWWWMMMNNNWWWMMMNNNWWW
[{2] = JJJKKKVVVDGDGDG JJJKKKVVVDGDGDG JJJKKKDGDGDG
[{3] = FRFRDGDGFRFRDGDGMMNNMMNNMMNNMM
[{4] = LLLMMMRRRNNNYYYWWWLLLMMMRRRNNNYYYWWWDGDGDGDGDG
[{5] = FIYVR.
[{6] = SKTRSKTRSKTRSKTRDGDGMMNNMMNN
[{7] = SSUW SSUW SSUWDIYOW
[{8] = AYD LAYK TUW BIY,QXQX,AHNDER DHAH SIY, QXQX,IHN EHN AAKTOWPUHSEHZ GAARDEHN.
[{9] = NAHMBR NAYN, QX,NAHMBR NAYN,QX, MAHMBR NAYN
[{?] = WAY  OW WAY
[{AA] = PAAPAA /HUWMAH MAW MAW PAAPAA /HUW MAW MAW,
[{AMIGA] = NOW PRAABLAXM.
[{APPLE] = YEHS?
[{A] =	RBRBRBJJJJJ? BBBBBBBBB.
[{BB] = IYGUHL DRIYGUL DRAEZUHL DRUHM, TAYM FOHRX THIHS WUHN TUW KUHM /HOWM.
[{BOO] = BUWUWUWUW /HIHSSSSSSSS BUWUWUWUWUW.
[{BUZZ] = BBBBBBBBBB
[{BYE] = OWREHVWAA
[{B] =	ZHZHZHZHNXNXNXNXNXZHZHZHZHNXNXNXNX
[{CAROL] = DEH5K, THAX4 /HAALXZ WIHTH BAW3Z AX5V  /HAA3 LIY, FAA LAA LAA LAALAA, LAALAA, LAA, LAA
[{CC] = UW5, IY, UW AA5 QX AA5, TIHNX TAYNX, WAALAA WAALAA BIHNX BAYNX
[{CHIRP] = TRBTRBTRBTRBTRBT
[{CHOO] = /CSH/CSH/CSH/CSH/CSH/CSH/CSH/CSH/CSH/CSH
[{CIS] =MAXNIY MAXNIY MOHRX MAXNIY MAXNIY MOHRX MAXNIY MAXNIY
[{C] =/CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH
[{DALLAS] = GOW, KAWBOYZ.
[{DAVE] = DEYVZ NAAT /HIYRX.
[{DD] = DUHBIHTIYDUHBIHTIYDUHBIHTIYDUHBIHTIY
[{DELPHI] =/HAUW THAET?
[{DOLPHINS] = DAENIY MAXRIYNOW, IHZ AX BEY4BIY.
[{DRINK] = TLTLTLTLTL DGDGDGDGDG TLTLTLTL DGDGDGDGDG
[{D] = DHD? BBBB CHCHCHCH SHSHSHSH
[{EAT] =/CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH DGDGDGDGDG /CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH/CDH DGDGDGDGDG SPSPSP CHP CHP CHP CHP. MMMM.
[{EE] = IY RRRR IY PUWP IY RRRR IY PUWP BZAYBZAY KIHCHIY KUWCH
[{E] = OWBBBBBOWBBBBBOWBBBBB
[{FF] = FIYGAADOW FIYGAADOW
[{F] = AXMAXLAXMAXLAXMAXLAXMAXLAXM
[{GG] = GRRRGBBGRRGBB
[{GRGL] = GRGLGRGLGRGLGRGLGRGL
[{G] = GYSHGYSHGYSHGYSH
[{HA] = /HAH /HAH /HAH /HAH /HIY /HIY /HIY /HIY /HOH /HOH /HOH /HOH /HAA /HAA /HAA /HAA.
[{HB] =/HAEPIY BERTHDEY TUW4 YUW, /HAEPIY BERTHDEY TUW5 YUW, /HAEPIY BER5THDEY DIYR BOWZOW, HAE5PIY BERTHDEY TUW YUW.
[{HH] =/HIYCH /HCH /HAYCH /HCH /HIYCH /HCH /HAYCH /HCH
[{HORN] = RRRRRRRRRRRR
[{HYPERDRIVE] = AY /HOWP YUWV GAAT EHVRIY THIHNX BAEKD AXP
[{H] =/H/C/H/C/H/C/H/C/H/C/H/C/H/C/H/C/H/C
[{IBM] = IHNKREHDIHBLIY BOHRXIYNX MAXSHIYN
[{II] = IHNUHGAADAHDAHVIYDAH
[{I] = AYIYAYIYAYIYAYIYAYIYAYIY
[{JINGLE] = JIHNXGUL BEHLZ, JIHNXGUL BEHLZ, JIHNXGUL5 AOLX THAX WEY, OW5 WAXT FAHN IHT IHZ TUW RAYD IHN AH WAH5N /HOH5SOWPEHN SLEY.
[{JJ] = JCH JCH JCH JCH, JIYPERZ, JCH JCH JCH JCH
[{J] = J/CJ/CJ/CJ/CJGRGRGRGRNGNGNGNGNGNG
[{KISS] = SSSSSSSMUWCHCH
[{KK] = KUWCHIY KUWCHIY KUW5UWUWUWUWUWUWUW
[{K] =/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C/C
[{LL] = LMNLMNLMNLMNLMNLMN EHLEHLEHLEHLEHL LMNLMNLMNLMNLMNLMN
[{LOPEZ] = STIHKAXM AXP.
[{L] = NGNGNGNG/HIY/HIY
[{MIAMI] = VAYS
[{MM] =MEHLTZ IHN YOHRX MAWTH, NAAT IHN YOHRX /HAEND.
[{MR.ROGERS] = IHTZ AX WAXNDERFAXL DEY IHN DHAX NEYBER/HUHD, WUHD YUW BIY MAY NEYBER?
[{MR.] = IHTZ AX WAXNDERFAXL DEY IHN DHAX NEYBER/HUHD, WUHD YUW BIY MAY NEYBER?
[{M] =MN MN MN MN G NG G NG G IYK /HSH /HSH
[{NFL] = GOW5 NAY3NERZ.
[{NIGHT] = NAW IHTS TAYM TUW SEY GUHDNAYT,GUHDNAYT,SLIYP TAYT
[{NN] = NCHNCHNCHNCH EHNEHNEHNEHNEHN NCHNCHNCHNCH, NOWBAHDIY DUHZIHT BEHTER.
[{NYAH] = NYAE NYAE.
[{N] = NXNGNXNGNXNG /C /C/C/C/C RRRRR MMMMM IY
[{OO] = UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUW
[{O] = OWOWOWOWOWOW/H/C/H/C/H/CGRBRGRBRGRBR
[{PEREZ] = DAEDIY
[{PP] = PPPIYCHPAYCHPUHCHPPP
[{P] = PIXMPIXMGRBR/C/C PIXMPIXMGRBR/C/C
[{QQ] = KWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKW
[{Q] = KYZHKYZH RRG BRRR MMMMMMMMM /C/C/C/C/CGDGDGDGDGDGDGD
[{RR] =/HIY /HIY /HAA /HAA /HOW /HOW /HAA /HAA
[{R] = RRRRRRRRRR
[{SEX] =/HAXMP /HAXMP /HAXMP /HAXMP AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIY AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIY, UWUWUW. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[{SNORE] = W/HR W/HR W/HR W/HR W/HROWBBBBBBBNNNNZZZZZZZZZZ
[{SQ] = SKWSHSKWSHSKWSHSKWSH
[{SS] = AA5KTUHNX
[{STC] =/HAUW THAET?
[{S] = SDGSDGZHSDGSDGZHSDGSDG
[{TT] = TIHPTOW THRUW THAH TUWLIHPZ WIHTH MIY
[{T] = NXNXNX /C NXNXNX /C NXNXNX RRG RRG TZHTZH
[{UU] = UWUWMUWUWNUWUWZUWUWBUWUWKUWUWRUWUWTUWUWZ
[{U] = YWGRYWGRYWGRYWGRTLTL
[{VERSION] = DHIHS IHZ VIY SIY OW, VERZHAXN tuw POYNT tuw.
[{VERSION] = THIS IZ PIY CIY VIY CIY AU, VERZHAXN TUW POYNT TUW.
[{VMCO] =/HAUW THAET?
[{VV] = VVIHVVIHDLIY VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEYG
[{V] = VRGNVRGNVRGNTLTL
[{WW] = WAWWIY
[{W] = WSHTL WSHTL WSHTL, DGDGDG JDH /C K /C/C/C/C/C
[{XX] = AY DUW NAAT LAYK THEHM SAEM AY AEM, AY DUW NAAT LAYK GRIYN EH5KS AEND HAEM.
[{X] = FIY FAY FOW FAXM
[{Y] = BIY KAX5Z.
[{ZZ] = ZIY ZIY TAAP
[{Z] = GRGL /C/C DGDGDG NXTL NXTL DGDGDG /C/C/C/C /HSH/HSH/HSH BZBZBZBZBZBZ TLTLTLTL?