Here's more humor from the Star Trek List. The TOP TEN Favorite Activities of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard 10)ordering Earl Gray tea from the food replicator, then smacking himself on the forehead and saying "I could've had a V-8!" 9)Yelling "Punchbuggy!" and hitting Riker's arm whenever he sees a shuttlecraft. 8)Screwing around in the holodeck when he ought to be on the bridge. 7)Spotlighting unsuspecting crewmembers with a glare from his forehead. 6)Lecturing everybody on why it's rude to fire the phasers at other life-forms. 5)Sending prank subspace messages to Starfleet Command asking if Dick Hertz is there. 4)Asking Beverly Crusher to come to his quarters so he can show her "a REAL Picard Maneuver". 3)Ticking off Romulan commanders during tense confrontations in the Nuetral Zone by asking "Are those Bugle Boy jeans you are wearing?" 2)Telling crewmembers in a menacing, "Dirty Harry" voice: "Go ahead! Make it so!" 1)Putting banana peels on the transporter pads just before an away team beams back up.