You know you've got too many cards when... Currently as of: 12 Jun 1994 13:54:40 GMT From Jacob Harrison Schuster (jhs3@cec3.wustl.edu) You know you've got too many cards when: You can make a Gauntlet of Might theme deck..... You know you've got WAY too many cards when: You ante a shivan dragon and breathe a great sigh of relieve! You know you've got WAY WAY WAY too many cards when: You take out that third mortgage on your house to buy MTG...and keep telling yourself you can quit any time you want! From Vladimir J. Len (vladimir@interaccess) You begin wallpapering rooms of your home into "theme decks". Cardi Mundi opens their new production facility next door. The game store calls offering 30 minute home delivery of Magic cards. You call your waste hauler regarding Magic card recycling. You shred uncommons for kitty litter. You ask your employer about a "Magic" automatic payroll deduction. Your opponent asks "Do you play for ante?" and you respond, "Sure, one display box or two?" Someone Lightning Bolts you and you Fork it five times. The term "Don't Leave Home Without It" means a tourney deck & sideboard on your person at all times. You begin calling your decks by pet names. And the sign _we all_ have too many cards: Bill Clinton asks Congress for a special Magic tax, er, contribution... From Anthony David (adavid@seldon.apanix.apana.org.au) You buy a buy a NEW atache case, just to keep your Mountains in. Your nine year-old creates a 40-card rare deck from your spares. You trade a Alpha Force of Nature for three Revised Craw Wyrms, just to see the look on the recipient's face. You sew a extra pocket in your coat to hold your "emergency trading deck" in.